Richaun Holmes 18 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/28/2015)

You have been fooled again. One would think that people would have learned their lesson, that those burned once would be leery of being burned twice.

It is perhaps even worse this time. When I purported to make highlights of Richaun Holmes scoring 11, it was at least within the realm of possibility that he could score that many points. Not so this time. Only the most gullible among us would see “Richaun Holmes 18 Points” and not immediately think “There is no way that he could ever score that many, and DownToBuck is merely having his fun at our expense. Well, I refuse to click on this video, which will doubtlessly only contain random clips from the game in question.”

Now that you’re here, you may as well watch the video. Behold: it contains only a varied selection of clips from tonight’s 76ers-Jazz game, none of which feature Richaun, who, if you cared to check the box-score, did not even get into the game, and was in fact sitting on the bench in a suit with his buddy Jahlil Okafor.

The idea of Richaun scoring 18 points is so ludicrous that I have to question the sanity of those who clicked on this video. Normally the term “trust issues” refers to those who lack the ability to trust. It is the opposite in this case. You watching this video is equivalent to you climbing into an unmarked van whose driver promised candy.

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