*YAWN*
What’s that you say? D’Angelo Russell scored 24 and had 6 assists? Wow! That’s so exciting. So very exciting. Now, if you don’t mind me, I’ll just head off back to sleep, you can wake me when he scores 40…
I mean, he scored 39 in a game! Last game! Almost everything else that he does is going to seem super lame compared to that. Like, Jabari (not Brown, sorry Lakers fans I think he’s dead) scored 18 tonight, which is pretty good, but since he scored 36 the previous game, my only response will be to scratch my ass. Same with D’Angelo. Not hating or anything, but these highlights are the equivalent of an ass-scratch.