I know you guys want to hear about Jrue Holiday scoring a career-high 38 points. But first, DownToBuck must dispense wisdom of a different variety:
If you know you’ve got a long night of highlight-making ahead of you, do NOT consume too many buffalo wings. It’s not a good idea, no matter how tasty they may be. Just say no, kids.
Alright, back to Jrue Holiday. Let’s see. Um. How is he supposed to win the Sixth Man of the Year award if, when he starts, he scores 38 points? There’s no way they won’t start him the rest of the year if he’s doing stuff like that. Not when the Pelicans have the injuries that they do. I mean, they started frickin’ Orlando Johnson. Jrue Holiday is going to be tearing it up from here on out, and the award will have to go to Ryan Anderson or something instead.
Now, back to grimacing in agony.