Here’s a cool idea for some aspiring video game modder to work on: what if you took Lance Stephenson and placed him in Lance Vance’s role in GTA Vice City? Would that not be the raddest thing ever? I love that game, and I love Lance Stephenson. Perfect!
SPOILER ALERT DO NOT CONTINUE READING IF YOU HAVEN’T FINISHED VICE CITY BECAUSE YOU GOT STUCK ON THAT DAMN RC HELICOPTER MISSION
I haven’t really gotten past the very beginnings of this idea. Vance was a perfect villain, and the way he betrayed you was a fitting end to the game. Would Stephenson betraying you have the same effect? It’s hard to tell. You’d have to add in some more missions to flesh out his character. Like, one where you have to help him push his pregnant girlfriend down a big flight of stairs. Or, one where you help him film his reality show called “Born Ready” but then you have to stop because he molested a chick. The name of that mission could be called “Born Ready”.
Maybe one where you go to a Rucker Park-like basketball court and just shoot a bunch of gang members and then go on a car chase with a guy who looks like Dr. J? Hell yeah! This project is sounding doper and doper by the minute. So dope. Someone needs to make this happen.