REASONS WHY OMER ASIK’S CONTRACT MAYBE ISN’T SO GOOD:
-He’s getting paid eleven million this season and the next three after. Then, he gets paid fourteen million
-He’ll be 32 at the end of his contract and he’s barely mobile now. Imagine how slow he’ll be in his thirties
-Nobody is trading for that contract
-Asik isn’t even that good at all
-He falls down a lot. That has nothing to do with his contract but I thought I would bring it up. Also he’s always sucking air at the free throw line like he just got done holding his breath
REASONS WHY OMER ASIK’S CONTRACT IS OKAY
-Something about the rising cap blah blah blah who cares
-I bet Asik is happy with it
-Asik definitely won’t starve to death unless he gets trapped in an elevator or something. Basically I’m saying he can afford food now
-Makes the Pelicans an easy target for my mockery
-No other reasons