Rudy Gobert, clad in an all-black skinsuit, had to restrain a chuckle as he easily entered the night-darkened home of Adam Silver. The commissioner had clearly not been expecting home intrusions when he had left the windows of his living room swung open. Now, thanks to his lax security, Adam would pay the ultimate price….
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Frank Kaminsky Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2017)
How many career highs did Stephen Curry set tonight? That’s what I thought. Checkmate, Warriors bandwagoners. Frank Kaminsky – 1 Stephen Curry – 0. Hold this L. I’m gonna be honest, I don’t even know what “Hold this L” means but people keep commenting it on my vids so I thought I’d try to be…
Read MoreSeth Curry 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/1/2017)
Seth Curry is starting to become the player I thought he could be after leaving Sacramento. He’s been a reasonably consistent double-digit scorer for a while now, and his assist totals the last few games have trended upward. This increase in the quality of play roughly coincides with an increase in the quality of play…
Read MoreKyle Korver 20 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2017)
This video is only for the eyes of Hawks fans who still respect Korver for what he did for their team and want to see how he is doing on a new team. And also fans of the NBA in general, who enjoy basketball on its purest level and want to see one of the…
Read MoreThon Maker 12 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/1/2017)
While watching Bucks games recently, I’ve found out that I can’t really tell Thon Maker and Tony Snell apart if they’re on the court together. One of them is taller than the other, but it’s hard to tell when the camera is so far away and they’re both running around like chickens with their heads…
Read MoreSalah Mejri 16 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (2/1/2017)
Nothing pisses me off more than home commentators chuckling patronizingly when one of their lesser skilled players does good things. The Spurs commentators did it last year with Boban Marjanovic, and it’s happening again with the Mavs and Salah Mejri. Just because he’s somewhat awkward looking and doesn’t usually score more than a handful of…
Read MoreKentavious Caldwell-Pope Career High 38 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (2/1/2017)
Kentavious Caldwell-Pope may have choked away his chance at a 40-burger by missing two free throws near the end of the game, but that doesn’t mean we can’t still be super impressed. I mean, we should be thinking about the 38 points he DID score rather than the two he didn’t. Unless you’re me, in…
Read MoreNorman Powell 18 Points Full Highlights (1/31/2017)
Are the Raptors the most stacked team ever when it comes to having guards who can dunk? Peep this: -DeMar DeRozan: well-known, prolific dunker who owns last year’s top dunk -Terrence Ross: his career has been disappointing, except for the dunking part, where he has a proclivity for windmills (or, as the Raptors announcer calls…
Read MoreJonas Valanciunas 20 Points Full Highlights (1/31/2017)
It’s pop quiz time! I hope you’ve been watching your Raptors games and been taking good notes because this one is a doozy. Question 1: whose fault is it that Jonas Valanciunas struggled during the Raptors’ losing streak? a) DeMar DeRozan b) Dwayne Casey c) Kyle Lowry d) Jonas Valanciunas Question 2: since it is…
Read MoreWilson Chandler 26 Points Full Highlights (1/31/2017)
Wilson Chandler’s campaign for sixth man of the year, which seemed so promising early in the season, has come entirely off the rails. The reason is twofold: he was the starter for a stretch of games, and he hasn’t been scoring that well in the month of January. Lou Williams might be getting close to…
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