Yup, the 12-foot tall purple Buddy Hield statue that I accidentally had 3D-printed is definitely alive. I think. I had my suspicions before, but the evidence continues piling up. First it was the Hot Pocket incident, now this. Things just keep going from bad to worse over here in DTB-land. I again tried asking for…
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Metta World Peace 18 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2017)
Anyone else getting Kobe-scoring-60-in-his-final-game vibes from this 18-point performance by Metta World Peace? I can’t be the only one. The similarities are too… similar. MWP isn’t even close to the absolute legend that Kobe was, but he’s quickly gained the same type of respect among Lakers fans. I’m not even going to make any Malice…
Read MoreGary Harris 20 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (4/11/2017)
There are a lot of players in the NBA that I am #hyped for. So many great young talents in the league right now, and even more not-so-great not-so-young not-so-talents. Ancient fringe role-players, rookies who can barely run without fouling or turning it over, all the way up to legit 20 ppg dudes who for…
Read MoreMalik Beasley Career High 16 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2017)
It’s been five whole months, almost the entire season, since I last had the privilege of highlighting Malik Beasley. He had 12 points in his third appearance of the season, setting my, and Nuggets fans’, expectations high. Denver, though, had playoff aspirations in mind until very recently, and Beasley was not given much of a…
Read MoreJeremy Lamb 21 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2017)
With a dismal 76-103 loss, the book has now closed on the Hornets 2016-17 season. A season where they outscored their opponents, but ended up 10 games below .500. A season where all of Steve Clifford’s “Jesus Christ”s and “mothereffer”s could not stop them from blowing close game after close game. A season where they…
Read MoreBobby Brown 15 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (4/10/2017)
Is Bobby Brown ruining James Harden’s already flagging campaign for MVP? He just put up fifteen points and nine assists, proving once again that any shooting guard in the D’Antoni system can put up pretty-looking numbers that include a lot of assists as long as they put their mind to it. Voters are going to…
Read MoreChanning Frye 21 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2017)
Channing “Budget Kevin Love” Frye displayed a lot of chemistry with Deron Williams this game, chemistry that I don’t think he ever developed with Kyrie Irving. Irving seems like the kind of player with whom it is hard to develop chemistry since he loves shooting so much, but D-Will (no, not that D-Will, the other…
Read MoreTyler Johnson 24 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2017)
I’ve gotta say that Tyler Johnson’s new facial hair is the most abominable thing I have ever seen while making highlight videos. It’s the textbook definition of a neckbeard: patchy, unkempt, and just absolutely gross. He might be trying to grow one of those hip manly beards that he sees everybody sporting these days, but…
Read MoreJason Terry 15 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (4/10/2017)
How is Jason Terry still contributing to winning basketball? He was cooked that year with Brooklyn. Totally done. I saw him, everyone saw him, and no one could dispute that his days in the NBA were over. And that was four years ago! He was done as a player four seasons ago, and yet he’s…
Read MorePat Connaughton Career High 15 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2017)
Hell yeah! I am so hyped for Pat Connaughton right now. He spent almost two whole years doing nothing except being an excitable bench towel-waver, waiting for his opportunity to show the world that he’s more than a 96-mph fastball. Yes, I know you’re tired of hearing about how he plays (played?) baseball also. That’s…
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