Jaylen Brown should be sending Gordon Hayward a card. Actually, two cards. One of them should be a get-well card because obviously he wants Hayward to get well soon and to come back to the court as strong as ever. But the other card he sends should be a thank-you card to Hayward for getting…
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Evan Fournier 28 Points Full Highlights (10/24/2017)
It is pretty much my singular purpose in life to determine which NBA players are suffering early-onset hair loss and single them out through my thumbnails and descriptions. I am constantly on the lookout for players who are thinning on top or who have receding hairlines. Nothing gets me more excited than adding another player…
Read MoreDarren Collison 15 Points/16 Assists Full Highlights (10/24/2017)
If you’re hovering over this video wondering whether or not to click on it, for one thing I don’t blame you at all, but keep this in mind: this is the most assists any player has racked up so far this season. Tied with Westbrook, and no one else is even close. Also the thumbnail…
Read MoreLauri Markkanen 19 Points Full Highlights (10/24/2017)
Is there any NBA fan on earth who isn’t getting hyped for Lauri “Suomen Markka” Markkanen right now? Unless you’re living under a rock where no highlights reach you except for LeBron’s and Curry’s, I find it hard to believe that you couldn’t resist becoming at least a little hyped for what Markkanen is doing…
Read MoreJustin Holiday 25 Points Full Highlights (10/24/2017)
I never thought, when Justin Holiday came into the league, that I would ever be making highlights of him scoring a good amount of points as the first option (????maybe????) on a team. It’s really amazing. From mega scrub who only made a team because his brother was on it to out of the league…
Read MoreJayson Tatum 22 Points Full Highlights (10/24/2017)
Jayson “JayTay” Tatum achieved a great statistical feat tonight: the famed “scrub by five”. If you’ve never heard of such a thing before, let me illuminate matters: it means a player got at least 2 of each of the 5 statistical categories. The other thing about scrub by fives is that only scrubs/role-players/detritus can get…
Read MoreDonovan Mitchell 19 Points Full Highlights (10/24/2017)
This description will have to wait until I am finished reading the Wikipedia article about Eurobeat. Okay? Can you wait a few minutes, or is your time too god damn precious? I thought so. ——— Wow! I have been enlightened to the intricacies of Eurobeat music, also known as Italo Disco. Who knew that Italian…
Read MoreDaniel Theis 11 Points Full Highlights (10/24/2017)
Tall-ish German NBAer who can shoot the three ball… sounds familiar. Hmmm. Who am I thinking of? Could it be… yes, it must be: Anthony Randolph! David Theis is the next Anthony Randolph! True, Theis doesn’t have quite the Summer League resume that Randolph does, but otherwise, the similaries are uncanny. Both were born in…
Read MoreCory Joseph 21 Points Full Highlights (10/24/2017)
For your enjoyment, part three of the ongoing “Pacers players who participated in the destruction of the Timberwolves” series: Cory Joseph! He scored 21 points, playing a crucial role in making Timberwolves fans realize that their team isn’t as good as they hoped and that it is time to start booing. Like with Bojan Bogdanovic,…
Read MoreVictor Oladipo 28 Points Full Highlights (10/24/2017)
I’m looking at the boxscore for this game right now, and I might as well just grab all the field goals the Pacers made, slam them all together, and upload it as “Indiana Pacers 130 Points Full Highlights”. Because that’s basically what the sum of all these Pacers highlights I’m about to do is. Everyone…
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