Daniel Theis vs. Maxi Kleber: who is the better German rookie? In this description I will factually analyze the facts with analysis and give you an official verdict so that you don’t have to try to form opinions yourself. SCORING: Theis is averaging 4.3 PPG. Kleber is averaging 3.9 PPG. Any moron should be able…
Read MoreMonth: November 2017
Patrick McCaw 16 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/27/2017)
It’s a good thing my channel name isn’t “WayOfTheWarriors” because that combined with my physical inability to make highlights of star players would mean no vids for my fave team. No one besides the big four ever does anything of note for the Warriors these days. They all play their roles well, yada yada, good…
Read MoreKentavious Caldwell-Pope 29 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2017)
Kentavious Caldwell-Pope, before tonight, was really consistent in his shot-taking. Almost every game, between 10 and 13 shots, good for about 13 points per game. Not too many, not taking any away from “more deserving” players. Just playing his role like he did in Detroit, except more efficiently. There’s a lot of messed up things…
Read MoreLance Stephenson 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/27/2017)
That’s what I get for doubting Lance Stephenson. 18 swaggy points, 6 swaggy assists, and a bunch of high-fives distributed to the Pacers faithful in attendance. I shall never doubt him again. To be fair, he was performing pretty poorly early in the game. As the commentators said, his body language was looking not-so-good because…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 22 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2017)
Bojan Bogdanovic can do more than just shoot threes. He can also shoot free throws! Refer to my vid of him making 16 of them if you don’t believe me. Also: he can do two-point baskets inside the arc. That’s three different things he can do: threes, twos, and frees. That’s all the kinds of…
Read MorePat Connaughton 17 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2017)
Pat Connaughton got a lot of people excited (it can’t be just me) when he scored 24 points in the Blazers’ season-opening massacre of the Suns. He’d been waiting in reserve for two whole years, and now it was finally time for him to craft some artificial wings made out of wax and fly towards…
Read MoreMarcus Smart 23 Points/6 Threes/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/27/2017)
There aren’t enough intensifying adjectives to describe how poorly Marcus Smart is shooting the ball this season. And I know this topic has been beaten into the ground already, but I don’t care. 40 percent shooting is probably out of the question for him as a player, this year or any year, but dipping below…
Read MoreTobias Harris 31 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2017)
I guess I should have written a description for this one before getting halfway through the next name on my list. So. Here we go. Tobias Harris is really good at basketball. I like him a lot. His headband looks like someone cut the top part off a winter hat as some sort of a…
Read MoreIsaiah Whitehead Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2017)
It turns out that Isaiah Whitehead already had a game earlier in his career where he scored 24. It happened, and I made highlights of it, but I don’t remember it all. I thought for sure his career high was about 17 points and this 24-point performance smashed it, becoming the definitive performance of his…
Read MoreWayne Ellington 19 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2017)
Wayne “Beef W” Ellington is going to be one of those guys who signs his most lucrative contract when he’s in this thirties. This year is the last year of his reasonably-sized deal after a career of small, short-term deals, but now he’s established himself in the league. There are so many teams desperate for…
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