“Dear Santa, I know it’s the day after Christmas and that you want to be done giving out presents until next year, but I thought I would write this letter anyway. Santa, I don’t know if you forgot my address or what but I totally didn’t get any presents from you this year. If I…
Read MoreDay: December 27, 2017
Jamil Wilson 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/26/2017)
Usually, when a player scores fourteen or some other large amount in the first quarter of a game, I get unreasonably hyped and start expecting huge point totals, like fifty or more. However, that didn’t happen for me when Jamil Wilson scored fourteen points in the first quarter of this game. Don’t mourn for my…
Read MoreMontrezl Harrell 22 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2017)
I figured that 22 points would be Montrezl “Mon-Trezzle” Harrell’s career high, but I just looked it up and it turns out that, last season, he scored 28 and 29 points on separate occasions in the span of a week. I had no recollection of those games from Harrell when I set out to make…
Read MoreNikola Mirotic 24 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2017)
I am mad that Nikola Mirotic was making a bunch of tough shots tonight. It is fine for him to do such things against teams that aren’t my team, but when it is against my team, that is not fair and unacceptable. The Bucks would have won easily if all 24 of his unearned and…
Read MoreKris Dunn 20 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (12/26/2017)
Things had been really going good for Kris Dunn up until the game previous to this, where he went 1 of 12 as the Bulls got BTFO (Born To Feel Old) by the Celtics. I was hopeful that he would continue his bricky ways against the Bucks, but he totally didn’t. Hoping for a bad…
Read MoreJamal Murray 22 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2017)
Jamal “Maple Curry” Murray is shooting over 50 percent from three this month. He’s at the point now where, if he’s open and launching from deep, I think it’s going to go in and it’s a surprise if it doesn’t. The only other player like that in the league for me is Tony Snell. Elite…
Read MoreTyreke Evans 25 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2017)
Tyreke “Reke of Putrefaction” Evans is probably too good for this channel, but I think I’m going to keep chugging along with him until he wins another ROTY of the Year award. He’s got to have more than one piece of NBA hardware in his trophy case before I leave him to the big boys….
Read MoreJarrett Allen 12 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2017)
I don’t understand how NBA players can perform when their parents are in attendance. Don’t they get nervous? Knowing that they’re up there, judging everything you do, wishing you were doing better? I know, for me at least, I can’t do anything if my parents are watching. On one occasion when I had them over…
Read MoreCaris LeVert 18 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2017)
Astute viewers of this video may note that there is something missing from it: there are no lobs to Jarrett Allen! I basically only made this video because Caris LeVert had five assists, and I figured all of them would be alley-oops that Allen could crush through the hoop. Turns out I just wasted my…
Read MoreMario Hezonja 14 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (12/26/2017)
For those keeping score at home, this performance makes 6 of 8 good (“good” meaning double-digit scoring, I don’t have time to figure out if these are actually good or not) games for Mario Hezonja since he started getting major minutes regularly. The Magic have lost all those games, but they were going to lose…
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