January 2018 – Page 14

Khris Middleton 35 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2018)

Jason Kidd is gone now. Everyone with two eyes could see that he was ineffective coach (“hit me”), but I didn’t think the Bucks’ management would actually find the stones to can him. And that’s enough about that. I’ll elucidate my thoughts on the matter in another video (hopefully something like “Rashad Vaughn 26 Points/1…

Jamal Murray Career High 38 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2018)

Andrew Wiggins is “Maple Jordan”. Sim Bhullar is “Maple Shaq”. Steve Nash is “Maple Cousy”. But who is “Maple Curry”? Don’t be stupid. You already know the answer. Come on man. Think about what video you are watching RIGHT NOW. Right at this very second, what player’s highlight video are you reading the description for?…

Malcolm Brogdon Career High 32 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2018)

I wondered what it would feel like when Malcolm Brogdon scored a ton of points. It had never happened before tonight, so now my curiosity is sated: it feels the same as when he scores a middling amount of points. Dammit! This is not a definitive finding. There are still more tests to be run….

Jerian Grant 22 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (1/22/2018)

First off, the video title says 13 assists but it was really 12 assists because one of them was actually David Nwaba. Second off, I don’t even like Jerian Grant. Third off, he scored way more points than usual for him but still only made six shots. Fourth off, some of these assists are really…

Skal Labissiere 23 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2018)

Someone must have told Doug Christie to chill out a little bit if he wanted to keep making his cameos as a commentator for the Kings. Fans of Skal Labissiere last year will remember several highlight videos of his that were accompanied by the half-sensical rambling, exaggerated vocal affectation, and delighted squeals of Christie. I…

Elfrid Payton 22 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2018)

Magic fans are always complaining that Elfrid Payton doesn’t have a jumper, but he’s shooting acceptable percentages from both midrange and beyond the arc, albeit on a limited number of attempts. There are a lot of alleged “shooters” who have worse shooting percentage than his. He might pass up open looks because he’s not overly…

Rondae Hollis-Jefferson 21 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/21/2018)

This video contains a rare treat for diehard Rondae Hollis-Jefferson fans (to go with the nothing for dieheard Rahlir Hollis-Jefferson fans, but I promise I’ll start making his D-League highlights real soon): two whole three-pointers! Wow! His 10th and 11th of the season, and I’m gonna be honest, they looked really horrible. But they went…

Luke Kennard 13 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2018)

Luke Kennard finds ways to get his shot off. It’s a stereotype for people with his melanin levels, but he’s “crafty”. If he just tried shooting it inside the paint without doing a move or five first, it would never work. His release is too low, and he can’t jump high enough to make up…

Spencer Dinwiddie 22 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (1/21/2018)

I don’t even blame the Detroit Pistons for giving up on Spencer Dinwiddie. I wouldn’t even call it “giving up”; Dinwiddie didn’t look like anything special during his time in Detroit, and that’s being charitable. There was no one on this earth who could’ve predicted the sudden and sharp ascent of Din-Dins in Brooklyn. Even…

Stanley Johnson 18 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2018)

I knew, when he started the season off with an 0-of-13 performance, that Stanley Johnson was going to be in for a long year. Things just aren’t getting better for him; he’s the same player he was his rookie season minus some confidence and plus a starting gig (at least until recently). He’s still a…