Trey “Prime A.I.” Burke did the majority of his damage tonight, 16 points worth, in a span of 6 minutes in the fourth quarter before getting subbed out for Frank Ntilikina (who is officially obsolete now just thought I’d mention that). The Suns are bad, but they’re still an NBA team who doesn’t especially want…
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J.R. Smith 23 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (1/26/2018)
The Cavaliers have all sorts of problems right now. You already know this. If you’ve been paying attention to the NBA at all, you basically can’t avoid the drama. Having watched the NBA for the last few years, you know that they’re still gonna make the Finals somehow, but it’s fun to see how close…
Read MoreDonovan Mitchell 26 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2018)
That’s it. I’ve run out of stuff to say about Donovan Mitchell, here in the 23rd highlight video I’ve done for him this season. All avenues of inquiry/analysis/discussion have been traversed and followed to their conclusion. The only thing left to talk about is what he actually did in this game; theoretically, this 26-point highlight…
Read MoreJonas Valanciunas 28 Points/2 Threes Full Highlights (1/26/2018)
Are these new Toronto Raptors alternate jerseys Drake-inspired? Because I was thinking about how sweet they look (black and gold is fiyaaaaa), but then I remembered that Drake or one of his brands or whatever might have something to do with them, and if they have anything to do with Drake, I don’t want them….
Read MoreMilos Teodosic 18 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2018)
Milos Teodosic is looking a lot better lately. At least, his three-ball is. Maybe a little more jumpy-jump action? Only Luke Babbitt is allowed to shoot those without jumping. He’s still shooting it so hard and fast at the basket that it doesn’t seem like it should ever go in, but it is. For now….
Read MoreGary Harris 23 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2018)
Gary Harris + Nikola Jokic + Jamal Murray = big three? They’re all averaging over 16 points per game, but Gary Harris is averaging the most at 17 PPG, so if it’s a big three, they’re not actually that “big”. Maybe it’s a “medium three”. For some reason, telling people that the Nuggets have a…
Read MoreJamal Crawford 21 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2018)
OFFICIAL DTB ANNOUNCEMENT: At age 37, Jamal Crawford is officially enough of a scrub to be on my channel. Realistically, he hasn’t been anywhere near star-level for a few years now, but there’s sometimes a year or two-year lag in me revising my criteria (see: Dirk Nowitzki). I have intermittenly made Crawford videos since my…
Read MoreMarkieff Morris 20 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2018)
Highlights of Markieff Morris scoring 20 should not be a thing, at least not on this channel, but here it is. His scoring is so far down this year that I have to take any chance I can get. What the heck is he doing barely averaging 10 per game? Is it because John Wall…
Read MoreMichael Beasley 21 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2018)
Forget about Trey Lyles for Sixth Man of the Year. That was dumb of me to even suggest, and I’m deeply apologetic. What I really meant to say was maybe Michael Beasley should win Sixth Man of the Year? If he played more minutes, I think he’d be the favorite. He’s scoring in bunches of…
Read MoreWayne Ellington 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/25/2018)
Damn, those alternate Heat jerseys are sick. They did their market research on this one for sure; the younger generations love that whole retro-80’s-neon-vintage-palmtrees-Miami-Vice-lasers-pink-teal-synth aesthetic. I don’t know if I’d call it vaporwave exactly, but if it isn’t, it takes a ton of cues from it. I would 100 percent be in favor of them…
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