Here’s something I’ve been wondering for a while: does Dënniß ßchrööder have the ability to grow facial hair? Like, at all? I’ve never seen him with even a wisp of facial hair anywhere on his face, nary a trace. No indication whatsoever at any point that he’s capable of even growing one follicle anwhere on…
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Domantas Sabonis 19 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2018)
OFFICIAL PLAYERS WITH WIN-SHARES/48 HIGHER THAN OR EQUAL TO DOMANTAS SABONIS’ WIN-SHARES/48 POWER RANKINGS 1. Zhou Qi: 1.298 (does not meet OFFICIAL MINIMUM MINUTES REQUIREMENTS – stricken from the power rankings) 1. Chris Boucher: .508 (does not meet OFFICIAL MINIMUM MINUTES REQUIREMENTS – stricken from the power rankings) 1. Jordan Loyd: .422 (does not meet…
Read MoreCory Joseph 18 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/23/2018)
This Cory Joseph highlight video marks the first time this season that I have made a video for either the Pacers’ starting point guard (Darren Collison) or his primary backup (Cory Joseph). I’ve made two videos for the third-stringer, Aaron Holiday, but somehow, the two guys who are getting the bulk of the PG minutes…
Read MoreTrey Lyles 22 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2018)
OFFICIAL LIST OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE RUINED TREY LYLES’ CAREER UP TO THIS POINT POWER RANKINGS 1. Quin Snyder 2. Paul Millsap 3. Nikola Jokic 4. Mike Malone 5. Derrick Favors 6. Trey Lyles 7. Trey Lyles’ Mom 8. Donovan Mitchell [POWER GAP] 9001. Joel Bolomboy 9001a. Darrell Arthur 9002. DownToBuck
Read MoreJabari Parker 23 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2018)
If you read any of my video descriptions ever, you know that I am singularly obsessed with just one stat: win-shares. Specifically, win-shares per 48. I don’t know why I have this obsession, but I do, and I can use this stat to write what appear to be insightful insights without actually knowing anything about…
Read MoreJosh Richardson 27 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2018)
Josh Richardson, with his 20.5 PPG average, now occupies the position that Khris Middleton used to occupy on my channel: the “too many PPGs for DownToBuck but not enough of a star to consistently get videos from the bigger highlights channels” position. His rapid ascendancy has caught most people by surprise (I’m sure Heat fans…
Read MoreJaren Jackson 20 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/23/2018)
Attention Grizzlies: you are not supposed to be a good team. Please cease winning games immediately. Grit N’ Grind is over, Zach Randolph is a lump-shaped DNP-magnet over in Sacramento, and you were way more fun to watch when Xavier Rathan-Mayes was running the show. I got attached to some of the scrubs they were…
Read MoreCedi Osman 20 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2018)
How come no one ever told me Cedi Osman was born in Macedonia? Here I am thinking that Pero Antic (the most convincing of all Carlos Boozer impersonators) would forever be that country’s lone NBA representative, and Osman has been sitting under my nose this whole time? Man, I just assumed he was born in…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 21 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2018)
Bojan Bogdanovic had a nice game tonight. That goes without saying, because these highlights are here in front of your eyeballs (or eyeball, you filthy pirate), and I don’t make highlights unless a player had at least a superficially nice game. But it was nice for Bogdanovic. 10 made field goals, and he did it…
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic 22 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2018)
I’m having flashbacks to a game last year where the Damian Lillard/Jusuf Nurkic pick-and-roll was as unstoppable as it was tonight. Was that game also against the Warriors? Are the Warriors especially susceptible to pick-and-rolls? It’s all so hazy. I can remember clearly the games where Nurkic was used as a Jokic-esque elbow passer (no,…
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