J.J. Barea was straight up a midrange assassin in this game. He would just get somebody to set a screen for him, run to his spot, and pop his little jumper that he somehow gets off even though defenders usually have about a foot of height on him. Sometimes, instead of the jumper, he would…
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Landry Shamet 15 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
I don’t know if Landry Shamet has yet earned the nickname “Shamwow”, but I’m gonna go ahead and bestow him the nickname anyway. He can keep it. It’s a good nickname and it was just sitting on my nickname shelf gathering dust with nobody to use it. What I will say about Shamwow is that,…
Read MoreMarcus Morris 21 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
I’ve already talked about it today, but the description ideas are running a bit thin right now, so I’m gonna talk about it again: the Celtics performing way below expectations is pretty much the best thing going on in the NBA right now. That and the Warriors imploding without Curry. Actually, the Warriors thing might…
Read MoreRichaun Holmes 14 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
At the end of this video, the Suns commentary guy (the one who’s always telling us about which player is proud to own the three-point zone) alleged that 14 points is a new career high for Richaun “Rich Holmie Chaun” Holmes. Anybody who is a true DTB acolyte knows that Holmes has had many, many…
Read MoreSteven Adams 20 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
I am having a lot of watching the Warriors lose some games without Stephen Curry. I almost hate to admit it, because it makes me seem more like your average NBA pleb fan who only cares about storylines rather than the objective analytically-minded savant that I actually am, but whatever. Mostly, I just like seeing…
Read MoreRyan Arcidiacono 14 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
If you’re getting jealous of how handsome Ryan Arcidiacono is (I’m not), just remember that he’s probably having a seriously underwhelming Thanksgiving right now. There are two ways that this could be happening. Way one: he’s sitting by himself in his swank Chicago townhouse eating a Stouffer’s turkey frozen dinner and drinking cheep bear, staring…
Read MoreCody Zeller 15 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
I had a hunch, going into things, that this video would be really lame. I know the tendencies of Cody Zeller as a player, I know how he likes to get buckets (lamely and infrequently). So imagine my lack of surprise when it turned out this video is the lamest one of the year! To…
Read MoreRudy Gay 21 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
I think Rudy Gay might be the only player that I ever excluded from my channel who never had a single All-Star appearance. He was a big-time scorer for a big chunk of his career, big-time enough for me not want to have to deal with his highlight videos, but he was never big enough…
Read MoreJabari Parker 20 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
Jabari Parker must have seen the latest RPM stats from ESPN that show him as the worst player in the league, because what I saw of him while making this highlight video was nothing like the Jabari that I’ve seen previously this season. This Jabari was taking good shots, not Melo-style ISO jimbos. This Jabari…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 20 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
“Dear Father, I apologize for filling your mailbox with more correspondence from your distraught son, but you are my only source of comfort in these trying times. Today, while playing in a game against the Hornets team from North Carolina (such an odd choice for a team’s name, but I cannot argue, for I play…
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