Another sick performance by De’Aaron Fox. How did he turn from such garbage last year to being one of the best (if not THE best) young PG’s in the league? And yes, before you dispute it, he was garbage last year. I don’t know what RPM even is or how it works, but I know…
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Doug McDermott 15 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
This video contains Doug McDermott’s first block of the season. That’s not surprising. All the NBA draft intelligentsia knew that his abysmal steal+block numbers in college weren’t likely to improve in the NBA. McDermott had a chance to pad his defensive stats against 6’0″ white dudes from the Buddlechuck Backwoods Baptist Bible College basketball team,…
Read MoreChristian Wood 11 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
It must suck to be a fan who watched their team get blown out for three quarters, and then the fourth quarters comes along and they’re like “oh well at least we get to see the scrubs for once I’m really high on [INSERT SCRUB HERE]” and then the other team’s scrubs just keep kicking…
Read MoreJamal Crawford 16 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
If Jamal Crawford didn’t approach Antonio Blakeney after this game was over to offer him sage, veteran advice, then I don’t know what to think. Antonio Blakeney is like the one dude currently in the NBA who sort of fits into the Crawford mold, except he likes passing even less than Crawford does. If Crawford…
Read MoreNoah Vonleh 16 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
Noah Vonleh contributed mightily to the Knicks’ toppling of the Celtics with his slow-release three-pointers, his positively DEMONIC rejections of wimpy leprechaun shots, and, confusingly, a pump-fake-three-to-step-in-midrange-jimbo that left me feeling feelings that I haven’t felt in a long time. Is Vonleh finally breaking out? Maybe? Sort of? Does sixteen points really count as “breaking…
Read MoreEd Davis 17 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
Scrolling down the Nets-Mavericks box-score, I am struck by an intriguing total: Ed Davis with seventeen points. Using my amazing powers of statistical recall, I quickly determine that seventeen is the most that Davis has scored in the past three seasons. A highlight video must be made at once. My eye darts to the left…
Read MoreDeandre Ayton 18 Points/5 Assists Full HIghlights (11/21/2018)
Prior to the making of this video, I made a prediction regarding the nature of Deandre Ayton’s assists in this game. As you will soon see, it was more of a “prophecy” than a “prediction”, which, by extension, makes me a prophet. Prophet DTB. Nice. Has a ring to it. Here’s my prediction/prophecy (which I…
Read MoreDwayne Bacon 18 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
It would be so easy to call Dwayne Bacon “The Baconator”. So easy. Way too easy. In my opinion, if a nickname presents itself so readily, it’s probably a bad nickname. Even if it checks all the boxes: -Is related to the name of the player -Is fun to say -References some popular cultural item…
Read MoreJeremy Lamb 21 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
You know, I’ve always secretly thought that Jeremy Lamb should be the second banana on the Hornets behind Kemba Walker. I’ve thought this for a long time. Ever since he’s been on the Hornets, basically. Even his first year there, when he was the sixth banana behind Walker, Batum, Jefferson, Williams, and Lin, I thought…
Read MoreCedi Osman 21 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
Cedi Osman stood outside the door to the visitor’s locker room, arguing with the security personnel who guarded it. “I need to see LeBron,” he repeated, not wanting to sound like he was pleading but not being able to help it. “Yeah, you and everybody else,” said the portly, sunglasses-wearing man. Cedi pointed at his…
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