The Timberwolves knew that the only way they were going to stop Paul Millsap was to injure him. Immediately prior to his forehead getting gashed by Karl-Anthony Towns’ elbow, Millsap had scored on three straight possessions. It was seeming to the Wolves that Millsap was just going to continue to score on every possession until…
Read MoreMonth: November 2018
Willie Cauley-Stein 23 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
After having to endure nearly a quarter of the season missing one of the most beloved lob connections in the league, the Bogdanovic-WCS tandem is back in business and I couldn’t be happier. Well, I could be happier. Jennifer could still be with me. But that’s never going to happen, so the next-happiest thing in…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 32 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
Walking the back halls of Oracle Arena, Dennis Schröder cleared his head before the game. It was always beneficial for his state of mind if he took some time away from his teammates and coaches. Underneath his jersey, he could feel the rough brown fabric of the Magic Lederhosen against his skin, and he took…
Read MoreE’Twaun Moore 30 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
Wow, E’Twaun. NO ONE CARES. Stop scoring. Just stop. Seriously, no one cares. Go away. I am 100 percent sure right now that even God doesn’t want E’Twaun Moore scoring 30 points anymore. But, defying even the holiest holiness of all, he keeps going out there and getting tons of buckets even though those buckets…
Read MoreTrey Burke 29 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
Okay, so it seems like Trey Burke is done with the headband for good. That means we can no longer compare him to Allen Iverson. If you want to continue comparing him to Allen Iverson, go ahead, but it won’t make sense because how can you compare them if they don’t have the same headgear?…
Read MorePascal Siakam 22 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
Everyone loves Vince Carter. It may not have been true while he was lazing it up at once stop or another (I think there still are Phoenix fans who want him dead, or at least maimed), but it’s true now. But while he may still be able to kinda get things done on the offense…
Read MoreVince Carter 14 Points/25,000 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
Vince Carter is immortal. Truly, literally, immortal. I am convinced (get it, conVINCEd????? hah!) of this fact. If you can show me evidence of his mortality, I can show you a picture of my butthole. So, sure, 25,000 points is very exciting and this is a great accomplishment for him. But how much does it…
Read MoreAllen Crabbe 27 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
No one is talking about how bad Allen Crabbe has been this year. Nets fans are, maybe, just a little bit, but when it comes to everyone else? No. He is SO BAD, so utterly bad at shooting so far, so where’s the criticism? If there’s one thing I’ve learned after all these years, it’s…
Read MoreBogdan Bogdanovic 18 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
If you want the full Serbo-Kings experience, I recommend, nay, demand!, that you load up the Nemanja Bjelica video I just uploaded in another browser window, and play both this one and that one simultaneously. If you have two monitors, full screen them both. You might think the audio would get all grabled and incomprehensible,…
Read MoreNemanja Bjelica 18 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
It wasn’t going to last forever, but it was still a little sad to see Nemanja Bjelica enter a slump after his blazing start. He was basically god for the first 10 games of the season, he was leading the Kings to wins that weren’t wins last year, it almost felt like a dream (or…
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