There are a lot of great things going on with this current Bucks season. Tons of tons of aspects, some of the greater than others, but all combining to make a season that has increased the amount of bandwagoners to never-before-seen levels, which actually isn’t so great. Attention bandwagoners: if you don’t remember and cherish…
Read MoreDay: February 24, 2019
Anthony Tolliver 17 Points/1 Block Full Highlights (2/23/2019)
I watched most of this game live (“live” as in I was watching on my computer, not “live” as in I was at the game), so I was blessed enough to watch Anthony Tolliver completely erase Giannis’ dunk attempt in real time. When it happened I yelled “oh FRICK” out loud, but I used a…
Read MoreNikola Mirotic 17 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2019)
OFFICIAL DTB DISCLAIMER: Normally, seventeen points is not enough for a Nikola Mirotic highlight video. However, I made this video anyway, for the following reasons: OFFICIAL REASON #1: I figured that people want to see Mirotic’s first “good” game with his new team. That would be something that I would want to watch as a…
Read MoreThomas Bryant 23 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/23/2019)
Does Thomas Bryant even qualify for the MIP Improved Player award? I know a lot of people say that you can’t give it to a second-year player because drastic improvement is expected from rookies. That’s not a codified rule as far as I know (it’s more like a “guideline”), but it seems to be one…
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic 24 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2019)
Jusuf Nurkic moved quickly to the door leading to the 76ers’ locker room. It wouldn’t do to be seen by an arena staff member and have his carefully-plotted plan interrupted before it had even begun. No, it would not do at all. Opening the door, Jusuf slipped inside the locker room, half-expecting it to still…
Read MoreBrandon Ingram 29 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2019)
There is a fact here that I’m going to have to face even though I definitely don’t want to face it: Brandon Ingram has been playing pretty well lately. Stabbing pains are shooting through my entire body after writing that. I almost want to go back and delete it and tell the whole world that…
Read MoreBuddy Hield 34 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2019)
During the All-Star break I had some much-needed downtime to set up my new Bitcoin-mining enterprise. In case you forgot all the details from the last time I was talking about it, basically what happened is that Buddy (my twelve-foot-tall 3D-printed purple plastic naked sentient statue of Buddy Hield) built a hyper-advanced video card for…
Read MoreLauri Markkanen Career High 35 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2019)
We already know that Lauri Markkanen is a very good shooter. I don’t want to use the word “elite” just yet, simply because Markkanen hasn’t been in the league long enough to earn “elite” status, but I do want to allude to his eliteness. So I’m going with “very good” for now. But what about…
Read MoreTyler Johnson 29 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2019)
Tyler Johnson, since getting traded to the Suns, has been, to put it bluntly, total butt cheeks. If that phrase was too blunt for you, I’m sorry, but it’s just the truth as I see it. There’s not really any getting around it; 7 of 34 to start a stint with a new team is…
Read MoreJonas Valanciunas 25 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2019)
OFFICIAL THINGS THAT JONAS VALANCIUNAS DOES THAT MARC GASOL DOESN’T DO POWER RANKINGS 1. Be Lithuanian 2. Score efficiently 3. Have a cool haircut 4. Get marginalized by coaches for his entire career 5. Watch torrented Lithuanian television series while snuggling with his cat Arvydas 6. Dunk the ball (I’m pretty sure Marc can’t jump…
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