Within the confines of this videographic depiction, Montrezl “Monsterezl” Harrell once again showcases how unstoppable he can be around the basket. “Unstoppable” in this case not just meaning “effective”, but literally meaning “unable to be stopped”. He is a superior physical specimen and he demonstrates that fact to nearly every defender he comes across. It…
Read MoreMonth: February 2019
Joakim Noah 22 Points/Career-High 12 Free Throws Full Highlights (2/22/2019)
Joakim Noah hitting all twelve of his free throw attempts tonight has gotta be one of the most astounding statistical aberrations of the season. It’s not as aberrant as a theoretical situation in which Andre Drummond or DeAndre Jordan hits twelve of twelve, but the thing is, those are just theoretical situations. This is a…
Read MoreVince Carter 16 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2019)
It’s pretty easy to notice while watching this video that Vince Carter must be getting heckled by a first-row fan, because he’s often seen yelling at somebody who isn’t a player or a referee. The question then becomes, who the heck would go to a Hawks home game to heckle one of the home-team players?…
Read MoreTrae Young 30 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (2/22/2019)
I was thinking to myself, how often do 30/10 games happen in the NBA? Not very often, right? The vast majority of players in the NBA would be overjoyed to hit either one of those statistical marks, never mind both of them at the same frickin’ time. Keep in mind that I’m not talking about…
Read MoreBrandon Ingram 27 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2019)
I often come away from Brandon Ingram videos feeling like he’s some kind of midrange specialist who can punish players with his smooth in-between game. That just shows that even somebody like me, somebody who perfectly understands the power that a well-crafted highlight video can wield, will occasionally fall victim to the deceptions of the…
Read MoreAnte Zizic 15 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2019)
Attention Kevin Love: stop stealing minutes from Ante Zizic. And if you haven’t been stealing minutes from Zizic yet, don’t even think about doing so. Because you’re way too good for the Cavaliers right now, there’s no future for you in Cleveland, and there are young talented bigs like Antetozizpo and Marquese Chriss who need…
Read MoreMarvin Bagley 28 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2019)
How many points per game would Marvin “Marvelous Bags” Bagley have to average for the rest of this season (post-All-Star break) for people to consider him a better rookie than Luka Doncic and therefore deserving of the ROTY of the year award? Twenty points per game is obviously not going to do it because that’s…
Read MoreCedi Osman 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/21/2019)
Cedi “Osric Tentacles” Osman has been playing a bit better since his disastrous November and dismal December. He’s still not anywhere near being an adequate replacement for LeBron James (who is recently re-earning his nickname of “NoDefense Suckballs” [or LeBroken-Jumper Flame-Out]), but if you squint really hard, you can kinda see that Osman has turned…
Read MoreKelly Oubre 23 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2019)
Now that the epic Kelly Oubre Jr. vs Klay Thompson storyline which spanned twenty videos has come to an end (you can find the thrilling conclusion to the story here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPYZpwSpKmA), I have no idea what to write about this guy. Theoretically I could comment on his improved play, or which star players past and…
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic 27 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/21/2019)
We know from past experience that Jusuf Nurkic doesn’t really like it when another center starts taking the minutes that he feels he’s earned. So, if there’s any risk at all to the Blazers’ signing of Enes Kanter off the scrap heap, it’s that. If the situation is sufficiently mismanaged both by coaching and by…
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