Unlike Elfrid Payton’s triple-double last game, which was an ILLEGITIMATELY-GOTTEN triple-double, the triple-double he got in this game was totally legit. Before you get all indignant on me, please extend me the courtesy of allowing me to explain myself. Payton’s last triple-double only happened because he passed to Darius Miller with five seconds left and…
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Robin Lopez 20 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2019)
The Chicago Bulls commentary team seems to be convinced that the Bulls don’t go to Robin Lopez enough for scoring purposes. After compiling enough recent Fropez videos, I have to say that I agree with them. Every time I see Fropez, he’s dominating defenders with his imposing size and deliberate moves. His hook shot is…
Read MoreKris Dunn 18 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/12/2019)
Remember when the Timberwolves completely gave up on Kris Dunn and threw him in as a sweetener on the LaVine+Markkanen/Butler trade? Now the Timberwolves had to ship Butler out of Minnesota in order to keep KAT happy, while the Bulls’ entire young core is basically the three guys they got in return for that trade….
Read MoreRyan Arcidiacono 14 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/12/2019)
After Ryan Arcidiacono had back-to-back 22-point games in November, I was playing fast and loose with player comparisons. If I could think of a good point guard from the past three decades, there was a good chance that Arcidiacono was compared favorably to him. In my defense, I was caught up in the exact same…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 24 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2019)
I have now made 24 Bojan Bogdanovic highlight videos this season. That’s a lot. That’s a number that informs the world, “DTB really and truly cares about Bojan Bogdanovic, not just on a basketball player level, but on a personal level as well.” Nobody has shown as much devotion to Bogdanovic as I have. That’s…
Read MoreKentavious Caldwell-Pope 24 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2019)
When the Lakers were down to the Bulls by twenty points early in this game, I had visions in my head of an epic LeBron meltdown in the locker room after the game. And when I say “visions”, these were more like “fantasies”. I was fantasizing about all the stuff LeBron would say/do to his…
Read MoreCollin Sexton 26 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2019)
This is the second day in a row where a Collin Sexton highlight video was the first video on my unpublished (in fact, un-written-down) list of highlight videos to make. This isn’t preferable to me (I would rather make Nemanja Bjelica videos first thing every night), but I can’t help it that Sexton decided to…
Read MoreTomas Satoransky 17 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/11/2019)
Ever since John Wall got injured, I’ve been trying to figure out what the Wizards’ long-term plans are. Since plans for the team as a whole are completely opaque to me at this point (playoffs? tanking? neither? both?), I’m mostly just thinking about their plans at the point guard position since that’s easier for me…
Read MoreJaylen Brown 22 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2019)
We were such fools to think that a player who shoots 65% from the free throw line could ever be a good three-point shooter. Such fools! Such astounding foolishness! It is a well-known adage that “he who sucks from free will suck from three”. Jaylen Brown’s near-40% three-point shooting last season was simply a statistical…
Read MoreTerry Rozier 26 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2019)
I am currently choosing to ignore everything that Terry Rozier is doing this season so that my last real memory of him can be him dominating Eric Bledsoe for a whole playoff series and showing up to one of the games in a Drew Bledsoe jersey. I suggest that Celtics fans do the same. They…
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