March 2019 – Page 31

Nikola Mirotic 18 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2019)

One of the deals when you sign up to play with the Bucks this year is that you are not going to score the amount of points you would on another, less talented team. I don’t think there’s a player on the roster, besides Giannis Antetokounmpo (and maybe not even him), who is utilizing their…

Johnathan Williams 18 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2019)

I could copy and paste my last description for Moritz Wagner and it would still work perfectly for Johnathan Williams, except in Williams’ case the blowhard ESPN announcers did notice what he was doing on the court and acknowledge it more than a handful of times. A TL;DR: Lakers screwed this season up, didn’t play…

Moritz Wagner 22 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2019)

Moritz “Puttin’ on the ‘Ritz” Wagner and Johnathan Williams tonight: 40 points, 16 rebounds combined. JaVale McGee and Tyson Chandler tonight: 8 points, 5 rebounds combined. Mike Muscala tonight: 0 points, 0 rebounds. Ivica Zubac tonight: thanking god that he got the heck out of a Lakers situation where he obviously wasn’t wanted. I’m not…

Seth Curry 22 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2019)

For those of you who don’t know, I spent literally hours of every day writing down nickname ideas for NBA players in this notebook I have. The picture you have in your mind of a skinny dude staring at his desk and occasionally writing something furiously in a notebook and then just as furiously scribbling…

Brook Lopez 25 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2019)

Lately, when Brook Lopez has been having good games, it’s because he’s perfectly filling the stretch-five role the Bucks want him to play. He takes a lot of threes, he hits a good percentage of them, and nobody is surprised by it anymore because that’s who Blopez is now. That’s not what he did this…

Trae Young Triple Double 23 Pts/10 Rebs/11 Asts Full Highlights (3/9/2019)

From a pure field-goals-made perspective (the only perspective that I am capable of coming from), this Trae Young highlight video is not worth your time. Despite scoring 23 points and getting a triple-double (surprisingly, the first of his career), he only made four field goals out of fourteen attempts. Since made field goals comprise 90%…

Rodions Kurucs 16 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2019)

I am making a decent amount of money through my new Patreon page ( https://www.patreon.com/downtobuck – donating even one dollar a month will fill my cold heart with an emotion that roughly resembles happiness), but it’s still not enough to fund my lavish lifestyle of Hot Pockets, PopTarts, and extremely high-end computer equipment to facilitate…

Derrick Rose 29 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2019)

In the past month’s worth of games, Derrick Rose (the guy who everybody liked to pretend had become an elite three-point shooter [including maybe me, shamefully]) has made a grand total of one three-pointer. One. In ten games. Contrary to popular belief, NBA players are very aware of their own flaws. Some players just don’t…

John Collins 33 Points/20 Rebounds Full Highlights (3/9/2019)

As time passes (which it is prone to doing), I am becoming more and more convinced that John Collins was an egregious All-Star snub. Egregious being the key word. Previously, I thought he was just a normal All-Star snub, or maybe even barely an All-Star snub. Nope. The NBA/its fans/its players are all complicit in…

De’Aaron Fox 30 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/9/2019)

I haven’t made a De’Aaron Fox highlight video for over a month. I was sort of aware that I hadn’t made a video for him in a while, but that was fine by me because highlight videos for him are always high-effort affairs. With him, you get lots of points, lots of free-throws, lots of…