I’m not quite sure why I even made this video. None of the Marcus Morris videos on my channel have even reached the magical threshhold of 1,000 views. As eighteen points is not a remarkable scoring output for Morris, it’s unlikely that this video ever gets enough views to make it worth the time I…
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Al-Farouq Aminu 19 Points Full Highlights (4/21/2019)
The Trailblazers are a lot harder to beat when Al-Farouq Aminu is hitting a large amount of his catapaulted rainbow threes. This is his season-high in threes, with four, and the three other times he’s done that this season Portland has a record of… 1 win and 2 losses? Okay, well it SEEMS like the…
Read MoreNorman Powell 16 Points Full Highlights (4/21/2019)
Norman “Normal Powenn” Powell hasn’t really done much in the playoffs so far, but the Raptors are deep enough where it usually doesn’t matter what he does or doesn’t do. There’s not a whole cadre of fans going after him for whatever perceived difficulties the Raptors have faced this series. If anybody’s getting scapegoated, it’s…
Read MoreShai Gilgeous-Alexander Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (4/21/2019)
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (henceforth referred to as “SGA” because there is no way in heck that I’m going to continue to type his full name out like some kind of guy who has infinite time to type out pointless garbage) got a career high in points this game with 25. That’s prett sweet, and the sweetness…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 22 Points Full Highlights (4/21/2019)
“Dear Father, The Pacers’ season has come to a blissful end. While I wish that both myself and my team had experienced more success in the playoffs, I have quickly moved past the sadness. You do not need to worry about my mental state after we were swept by the Celtics. I am of perfectly…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 19 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (4/20/2019)
Andre Drummond got so badly outplayed by Brook Lopez that I actually felt bad for him. Hearing those boos from his own fans as he got subbed out after another bad play made me sad. Yeah, he wasn’t really trying and he was throwing up the most garbage shots ever and Lopez was cooking him,…
Read MoreTorrey Craig 18 Points Full Highlights (4/20/2019)
My genius new viral hashtag, #TorreyCraigIsWelsh , has not taken off nearly as well as I’d have hoped. As of this writing, there is only one use of it on Twitter (thanks to the Twitter user whose name is, somewhat cryptically, just “matt”). For such a perfectly-formulated hashtag to see such levels of underutilization is…
Read MoreNikola Jokic 29 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (4/20/2019)
Nikola Jokic exited the Whataburger with a bag of fast-food cheeseburgers in his left hand and a large coke in the other hand. In general, fast food didn’t compare to his favorite burger joints in Denver, but it was a suitable substitute. His brain briefly registered a pang of guilt as it occurred to him…
Read MoreJarrett Allen 21 Points Full Highlights (4/20/2019)
Jarrett Allen has, overall, struggled to contain Joel Embiid this series. There’s no getting around it. He’s good, but he’s still a stick figure, and Embiid probably weighs twice as much as him. However, there are two bits of good news here: Bit of good news #1: Allen dropped in 21 points of his own…
Read MoreCaris LeVert 25 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/20/2019)
This game represents the rebirth of the LeVert/Allen connection. Last season, if Caris LeVert had a game with a lot of assists, it seemed like it was always nonstop lobs to Jarrett Allen for monster whammers. This season, I haven’t noticed their connection as much, probably because LeVert was injured for a good chunk of…
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