When Kelan Martin had nineteen points in the first half of this game, I was fully convinced that all observers were witnessing the rebirth of another K-Mart on the Timberwolves. I refer, of course, to Timberwolves legend Kevin Martin, who I think scored twenty PPG per game one season for the Wolves. Nobody even remembers…
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Thaddeus Young 23 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2020)
While I was perusing tonight’s boxscores on the prowl for potential highlight videos, I could have sworn that I saw Thaddeus Young listed with 25 points at one point. However, when I returned to the Bulls-Zards boxscore at game’s end, he only had 23 points. It was then that I felt my already tenuous grip…
Read MoreSteven Adams 21 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2020)
It is funny to note that Steven Adams’ defensive rebounding percentage (which is an indicator of – duh – how good of a defensive rebounder a player is, although I have no idea through what mathematical sorcery the statistic is calculated) is almost twice as high this year as it was two years ago during…
Read MoreTomas Satoransky 15 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (2/23/2020)
Tomas Satoransky is coming off his worst game of the season, a sweet 0-for-8 with 1 assist and 3 turnovers performance that was probably the sole reason for the Bulls losing that game. I was kind of thinking after that game, “wow, Sato has been a disappointment this year, I wonder what’s wrong with him”….
Read MoreLuguentz Dort 15 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2020)
As Luguentz Dort raises his level of prominence in the NBA from “dude with a funny name” to “dude with a funny name WHO CAN PLAY”, a previously unimportant question is now similarly rising in importance: which contraction of Dort’s first name is the most appropriate? “L”: Pronounced “ell”, this extremely short contraction is perfect…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 22 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2020)
What’s even the point of going on any longer for Davis Bertans? The three-point shootout is over (spoiler alert: he didn’t win), something which seemed to be the overriding goal for his season. Now all that’s left is a whole bunch of losing. If he was the kind of guy who really cared about his…
Read MoreCoby White Career High 33 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2020)
Coby White just scored 33 points in the Bulls’ previous game against the Suns and now he’s gone and tied that career high by dropping another thirty-three-burger on the ‘Zards. Does two thirty-three-burgers in a row count as “breaking out”? If so, Coby White is currently BREAKING. THE. FRICK. OUT. FRICK!!!!! After his first thirty-point…
Read MoreMatt Thomas 17 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2020)
Friendship ended with TYLER HERRO – Now MATT THOMAS is my best friend: https://imgur.com/a/2GTf04Z
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