Naz “Big Nazty” Reid, with his medium-length dreadlocks, is encountering the same problem that every NBA player with that hairstyle faces at some point: The damn hair-doodles don’t stay in their restraints. We all saw this with DeMarre Carroll. We all saw it with Taurean Prince. We all saw it with Marquis Daniels. And now…
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Daniel Theis Career High 25 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (2/21/2020)
“Waitress! Waitress! We gotta get ANOTHER ROUND OF STEINS OVER HERE!!!!” yelled Brad Wanamaker exuberantly as he slammed his empty mug of beer on the table. “Germany rules!!!!” As if to emphasize his love of Germany, he ripped a German flag from the wall and wrapped it around him like a cloak. “I’m glad you…
Read MoreMalik Beasley 27 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2020)
Seeing Malik Beasley do well in a Timberwolves uniform is really fun and awesome, and I’m so happy that he’s not getting held down by Paul Millsap in Denver anymore, but when I see “Beasley” in the boxscore, all I can think about is how sweet it was when Michael Beasley was scoring 20 a…
Read MoreRui Hachimura 17 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2020)
Rui Hachimura had 9 points in the first 4 minutes of the game. If you’re an advanced mathematical practitioner (as I am), you can quickly deduce from that information, combined with your knowledge of his final point total as well as the length of a regulation NBA basketball game, that he scored only 8 points…
Read MoreMaxi Kleber Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2020)
“Woooo! Get me another stein! I’m on a roll here!” Willie Cauley-Stein yelled as he easily downed what must have been his tenth beer of the evening. “Going to this authentic German restaurant was a great idea, Maxi!” Maxi Kleber, who had been forced into wearing a pair of too-small lederhosen for the occasion of…
Read MoreJordan Poole 19 Points Full Highlights (2/20/2020)
With this 7-of-15 performance from the field, Jordan Poole is OFFICIALLY shooting over 30% from the field this season. He has shown real improvement over the past couple games as his role increased with the departure of Glenn Robinson III and Alec Burks. He still has those absolute dud games, but the games where he…
Read MoreRobert Covington 20 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (2/20/2020)
As the trade deadline approached, Robert “Processed Cheese” Covington was widely viewed as one of the major pieces that would be available to the highest bidder. Minnesota had no need for a 3-and-D role-player since they were in absolute free-fall at the time of the deadline; meanwhile, every single contender (EVERY SINGLE ONE) would be…
Read MoreJuan Toscano-Anderson 10 Points/5 Assists/2 Dunks Full Highlights (2/20/2020)
The most exciting thing that happened in this game was probably that Juan Toscano-Anderson pretty much posterized one of the mop-dudes whose job it is to clean up all the man-sweat that is constantly defiling the hardwood. This particular mop-dude wasn’t mopping, but rather wiping. And then he was getting posterized by an NBA player…
Read MoreAlec Burks 19 Points Full Highlights (2/20/2020)
I wish I could put “Sixers Debut” in the title of this video, but Alec Burks’ first game with his new team already happened, and it sucked: 2 points in 14 minutes way back before the All-Star break even happened. How are people supposed to remember occurrences from that far back anyway? I could put…
Read MoreJeff Green 17 Points Rockets Debut Full Highlights (2/20/2020)
It was just a matter of time before some good team swooped in and picked up Jeff Green. His play with the Jazz was not very inspiring (what even happened there?), but anyone who saw what he did with the ‘Zards last season knew that he could still score the ball at a decent level….
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