OFFICIAL REASONS WHY MARCUS SMART’S 29 POINTS DO NOT COUNT POWER RANKINGS: 1. Smart was 9-of-23 from the field and 6-of-15 from three (he was shooting too much is what I’m trying to say) 2. The Celtics lost, and, as everybody know, stats accumulated in a losing effort do not count towards anything other than…
Read MoreDay: March 7, 2020
Dario Saric 24 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2020)
Dario “Croat of All Time” Saric had his season-high in points tonight with 24 (eclipsing the 23 he scored earlier in the season, but not eclipsing the 32 he scored his rookie season). However, Aron Baynes totally outshone Saric by scoring 37 points. That’s an amount of points that makes it hard to focus on…
Read MoreShaquille Harrison Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2020)
So it turns out that, all along, Shaquille “Shaqalici” Harrison was getting held down by…Zach LaVine? I guess that makes sense, but I just assumed that Harrison didn’t have this kind of scoring potency brewing in his loins. In order to be held down you have to be worth holding down. It never occurred to…
Read MoreCoby White 26 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/6/2020)
With Zach LaVine out due to some kind of ailment or something (I’m just gonna assume that he’s butthurt about White stealing his spotlight), I honestly expected Coby White to score more points than this. 26 is a lot, but when a guy has recently had a three-game streak of thirty-point games, your expectations are…
Read MoreAron Baynes Career High 37 Points/9 Threes Full Highlights (3/6/2020)
When Aron Baynes first opened his eyes, the bright light assaulting them made it hard to do anything more than squint. But what he saw through those squinted eyelids made him think that he had been transported to an Australian beach; there was cloudy sky above him, a sandy-colored material below him, and what looked…
Read MoreMalik Beasley 29 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2020)
When I signed up to make Malik Beasley highlight videos, I didn’t sign up for him being a complete beast night in and night out. Players who are beasts of that magnitude have a special place on my channel, and that place is called “the exclusion list”. Am I loving the fact that Beasley is…
Read MoreMarkelle Fultz 24 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/6/2020)
Markelle Fultz shooting jumpers is really cool and rad, so rad that I’m probably going to make a jumper-ilation for him at the end of the season whether my subscribers like it or not (though I don’t know why they wouldn’t like such a video). But just looking at his free throw form, you can…
Read MoreCam Reddish Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2020)
While perusing NBA box-scores at my desk, my diligent study is interrupted by an urgent knock at my door. I get up with an urgency that matches that of the one who is knocking, for I know exactly who is waiting on my doorstep: A GrubHub delivery driver bearing my latest culinary indulgence of assorted…
Read More