Bogdan Bogdanovic, as he had made a recent habit of doing, stormed past the general manager’s secretary and directly into the office of Vlade Divac without so much as a knock or other warning of his presence. Vlade looked mildly at his player, who seemed incensed. “What’s on your mind, Bogdan?” he asked in Serbian….
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Will Barton 22 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2020)
My last Will Barton video was over a month ago, for his performance on January 31st where he dropped in 24/8 against my beloved Buckos. At that point in the season, I was getting somewhat tired of making videos for Will Barton, as he is the master of accumulating enough stats to deserve a highlight…
Read MoreJosh Jackson 17 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2020)
Josh Jackson scored seventeen points in this game, an eminently highlightable amount. However, it is my duty as a purveyor of highlight videos to provide some background context to this effort by Jackson so that viewers do not come away with erroneous impressions. Here are some notes from this game: -Josh Jackson was 6-of-15 from…
Read MoreJa Morant 24 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/7/2020)
Ja Morant is a young guy with a lot of money in a big (but not too big) city. Even though he has a squeaky-clean public image, aside from a beef with noted worthless pile of garbage Andre Iguodala, you just know that he’s getting up to some stuff that he would rather the media…
Read MoreJonas Valanciunas 27 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2020)
I have a feeling that future people (who might not even be alive yet, how wild is that) are going to look back on the career stats of Jonas Valanciunas and wonder how such a beast of a player went so unnoticed both during and after his playing career. They’re going to see the solid…
Read MoreCedi Osman 20 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2020)
The stats don’t paint Cedi Osman as an impact player. In fact, they paint him as a negative-impact player. I don’t watch enough Cavaliers games to form my own opinions (nobody would willingly subject themselves to such inhumane torment), but I’m very good at putting blind faith in advanced stats when they match my preconceived…
Read MoreChristian Wood Career High 30 Points/7 Dunks Full Highlights (3/7/2020)
Christian Wood opened his eyes and, unexpectedly, saw another pair of eyes staring directly into his own. “Ah!” The other man was not perturbed by Christian’s surprise. He continued to hold his head directly over Christian’s. “I’m glad you’re awake. I was thinking you would never come around.” With those words, Christian immediately thought that…
Read MoreDevonte’ Graham 23 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/7/2020)
A comment that was left on the previous video I uploaded has spurred my imagination and I would like to use it as the basis for this description. Thank you to the guy who commented it. YouTube comments in general are absolute unreadable trash, comments on NBA videos in general are some of the worst…
Read MoreTerry Rozier 24 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/7/2020)
Barring any trades that change the situation, the Hornets are stuck with Terry Rozier at 18 million dollars per year for two more seasons after this one. That seems like an intolerable situation to me; if my preferred team had somebody like Rozier under contract for that long and for that amount of money, I…
Read MoreP.J. Washington 22 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2020)
Nobody was really anticipating the P.J. vs P.J. matchup that was happening tonight, but it happened whether or not anybody was anticipating it. P.J. Washington of the Hornets went up against P.J. Tucker of the Rockets while the world watched with disinterest. I don’t think they really went at each other aside from a couple…
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