All signs seem to point towards Ja Morant being ROTY of the year this season. However, that outcome is not as guaranteed as Morant stans would have you believe. The highly-touted Zion Williamson deserves consideration for the award as well, and in the following in-depth comparison which has been rigorously fact-checked and contains no lies…
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Ja Morant All 44 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)
It seems clear to me that Ja Morant will be ROTY of the year this season. There are no other rookies who possess his combination of stats and team success. Some people will argue that Zion Williamson deserves the award, but in the extremely thorough, extremely factual analysis that follows, even the most ardent Zion…
Read MoreChristian Wood All 113 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)
Sitting at his locker well after all of his teammates had gone home, Christian Wood pondered the nature of happiness. He knew he was supposed to be sad that his team had just lost to the Jazz. He supposed that there was a part of him that was feeling genuine sadness. But was he, then,…
Read MoreLaMarcus Aldridge All 173 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Jumperilation)
LaMarcus Aldridge suddenly threw down his XBox controller, causing the player he was controlling in FIFA 20 to dive to the ground. “I just decided that I want a girlfriend.” “Now’s not the time,” Patty Mills said as he easily scored a goal. “We can talk about it after I’m done destroying you.” Grabbing the…
Read MoreTyler Herro All 99 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2019-20 Three-ilation)
Tyler Herro rang the doorbell three times in quick succession and impatiently waited. He knew the occupant was at home because he could hear music playing from inside. He was about to spam the doorbell button some more when the door finally opened, revealing a confused-looking Kelly Olynyk standing there in a bathrobe. “Oh, hey…
Read MoreBen Simmons All 98 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)
Sitting in the empty bleachers with a basketball sitting inertly between his feet, Ben Simmons idly browsed his phone. He knew he was supposed to be grateful that the 76ers had lined up an empty gym, completely free of COVID-19, for him to practice in, but he just couldn’t work up the motivation to actually…
Read MoreKhris Middleton All 164 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Jumperilation Part II)
This is continuation of my OFFICIAL REASONS TO LOVE KHRIS MIDDLETON POWER RANKINGS. We resume the list at reason #8. 8. 50/40/90 CLUB Okay, so Middleton wasn’t quite in the 50/40/90 club (50% FG, 40% 3P, 90% FT), but he was literally as close to being in the club as it’s possible to get without…
Read MoreKhris Middleton All 164 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Jumperilation Part I)
Speaking not just as a Bucks fan but as a fan of the art of scoring, I love Khris Middleton. Is he my favorite player currently in the NBA? I have a lot of favorites so I can’t really say, but he’s definitely near the top of the list. There are just so many reasons…
Read MoreJohn Konchar All 23 Field Goals Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Bucketilation)
According to my extremely uninformed opinion, the Grizzlies’ John Konchar (a player you may not have heard of) is the NBA’s smallest power forward. Basketball-reference can list him at whatever position they want, but the fact remains that Konchar grabs a lot of rebounds for a 6’5″ dude, and most of his scoring comes in…
Read MoreRudy Gobert All 203 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)
The tall Frenchman extended the full length of his body across the sofa. Gentle sunlight warmed him just as the glass of expensive Condrieu cooled him. Each blessed second of pastoral serenity, he tried to relish, for he knew that those seconds would eventually run out. The All-Star break would soon be ending, and he…
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