It sucks that Markieff Morris goes and scores a career-high 35 and it is not even the craziest happening of the night. What does a guy have to do around here to get the attention of NBA fans for putting up a sick outlier performance?
Frickin’ Al Horford and his triple-double.
Don’t let the accomplishments of others get in the way of you enjoying this vid. It’s pretty rad. No gimme buckets here, every point is earned. Dunks are for dotards who don’t have a refined offensive game. Assists are for pussywillows not wholly invested in their own personal stock. Markieff had a plan going into tonight: kick Kevin Love’s ass and send LeBron James cryin’ to his bitch momma. A career-high in points is just a side-effect of executing this plan.