Lethargy and malaise have overcome me. I know I shouldn’t be disappointed, but my heart ignores my brain like it so often does. It’s well known that Ramon Sessions is not a jumpshooter, and my expectations should have been thereby adjusted, but…
This. Video. Is. Nothing. But. Layups.
I can’t believe how lame this video is. Eighteen points is already not very much. Ramon Sessions is already an unexciting player. Throw in the least exciting shot in basketball, the layup, and you get a video which the average viewer will struggle to stay awake for. I struggled to stay awake while editing it. The only thing that got me through was the knowledge that there’s supposed to be some more Harry Potter books coming out or something.
There is a dunk in here somewhere buried under the flood of layups, but the dunk is also lame like everything else in this video. It’s not even a cool dunk. If you want cool dunks, go watch my dunkilation. Don’t watch this video. If you’ve paused it to read the description, just leave now. That’s what I would do if I were you. Leave. Just like Jennifer.