If Kentavious Caldwell-Pope doesn’t call his own personal vehicle “The Popemobile”, then there is something SERIOUSLY wrong with our country. Like, really seriously. It’s the perfect name, like if he’s going to go to the store, he could text all his friends “abt 2 go 2 the store in The Popemobile”. It would be perfect. Totally perfect.
It doesn’t even matter what kind of car he drives. It’s mobile, right? Then it should be called the Popemobile. Because his name is Kentavious Caldwell-POPE. Don’t you guys understand? It would be frickin’ PERFECT!