Richaun “Rich Holmie Chaun” Holmes is currently challenging Marreese Speights for the title of “most disgusting head growth”. Marreese is on top for the time being, possessing a giant, virulent tumor/cyst/alien transmission device on the back of his head, but Richaun is getting up there with an ever-enlargening mole threatening to pull up stakes from near his mouth and overtake the entire side of his face. Rumors pegging this mole as extremely cancerous and possibly sentient are currently unsubstantiated.
The mole on his face isn’t stopping Richaun from producing in the minutes he’s given, however. He probably shouldn’t be shooting threes but that’s just an accepted part of playing for the 76ers this day, the fact that you will be forced to take threes that the defense gives you. Personally I just want to see him dunk it a bunch. I’m still getting over the fact that Richaun one time basically kneed Al Horford in the nipple while thrunking it all over him.