Rodney Hood: shooting guard of the future for the Jazz? Let’s take a look at the facts: -It is almost assured that he will still be alive in four or five years, which is the “future” as any accomplished chronomancer would tell you -The Jazz have his option or bird rights or something I don’t…
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Nerlens Noel 20 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2016)
Nerlens Noel ties a season high in this game, but, to my surprise, it wasn’t entirely the result of an Ish Smith dish-fest. Don’t get me wrong, Ish Smith definitely had a lot to do with Nerlens hitting nine buckets, but some other teammates also found themselves unwittingly playing a part in the grandly choreographed…
Read MoreReggie Jackson 27 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2016)
Reggie Jackson’s quest for the coveted “20 PPG scoring average” nudges closer and closer to its goal. 27 is not as good as the 29 that he scored in his previous game against the Jazz, but it’s still far enough above twenty that he made some appreciable progress towards the mythical scoring mark. However, he…
Read MoreEnes Kanter 23 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2016)
“Enes? Why are you taking pictures of the dancers during their warmup?” Anthony Morrow expected Enes Kanter to be startled and embarrassed at being caught in a heinous act of perversion, but Enes merely shrugged and continued to snap pictures with his iPhone from his position in the locker room tunnel. “This has something to…
Read MoreGorgui Dieng 21 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2016)
“Dear diary, Today more of the cursed white sand fell upon the land of Minnesota. My teammates know it by the name “snow” and assure me that it is a normal occurrence, but I do not believe them. It is a curse brought down upon them by God. I know this because Africa, the land…
Read MoreBoban Marjanovic 13 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2016)
The Spurs are readying themselves for a post-Duncan future by investing resources into developing Boban Marjanovic into the center of the future. He walks along a well-trod path. Other centers of the future that they have developed include: DeJuan Blair Felton Spencer Antonio McDyess Rasho Nesterovic Ian Mahinmi Cherokee Parks (LOL) Tiago Splitter Jackie Butler…
Read MoreAvery Bradley 27 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2016)
Is there anyone still around who is a fan of Avery Bradley? He had a lot of fans in his earlier days with the Celtics, when he couldn’t score for beans but played defense like a mutha. He was one of the most hyped players in the league in those days, and I didn’t get…
Read MoreStanley Johnson 18 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2016)
DownToBuck’s literary technique of the day: the “cliffhanger”! A cliffhanger is when you expect to find out the resolution of some perilous/dramatic happening, but the author stops writing before the point where you would find out, and never ends up telling you. Talk about getting cock-blocked! Sounds horrible, doesn’t it? When I read something, I…
Read MoreJerami Grant Career High 21 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/27/2016)
If you are not receiving the vibes of Giannis Antetokounmpo from Jerami Grant, then you can just leave. There is no space here for people whose vibe-receptors are so broken that they can’t even receive the constant and powerful Giannis-vibes emanating from Jerami Grant. Just get out. There is no room for dissent here, since…
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