It’s blowing my mind that the Pelicans are as bad as they are. I feel really dumb right now for pegging them as a dark horse candidate for the WCF or maybe even the Finals themselves. Since somebody must apportion the blame for their suckitude, I have appointed myself official blame apportioner. I unsheathe my…
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Patrick Beverley 16 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/10/2016)
There’s an awesome point guard battle going on down in Houston right now. In one corner, we have Ty Lawson, who is a chronic drunkard, a lush, an alkie, and just not a very good basketball player right now. He’s also a manlet. In the other corner, we have Patrick Beverley, who is a hard-nosed…
Read MoreSteven Adams 17 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (1/10/2016)
Steven Adams’ hair situation is getting out of control. The mustache combined with the man-bun just make him look like even more of a maniac than he does normally. It sure looks good when he’s skying for oops, though. It’s like a bunch of short brown streamers attached to the back of his head. Adams…
Read MoreAndrew Wiggins 21 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2016)
Just as Andrew Wiggins had drifted off into an uneasy sleep, Brad, the basketball camp counsellor, barged into the room and flipped the lightswitch. “Were you guys smoking weed in here? You were, weren’t you? Don’t lie to me! I can smell the marijuana, I can smell it very clearly! Answer me!” Andrew’s brain, still…
Read MoreTrevor Ariza 24 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2016)
I haven’t made Trevor Ariza highlights up until this point. You may think that this a failure on DownToBuck’s end; that DownToBuck is purposely withholding highlights for some nonsensical reason. However, let it be known that any fault here lies squarely upon Trevor Ariza, and Trevor Ariza alone. Here’s a little tidbit that will illuminate…
Read MoreRashad Vaughn 10 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2016)
I’ve waited long enough. I’m done waiting. Rashad Vaughn highlights have finally arrived! I was going to do some for the first game of his career, when he “scored” 10, until I found out that one of his triples was actually made by Assquez. A shame, but it was such a decent start (coupled with…
Read MoreGreg Monroe 28 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2016)
It’s so great that an A-list free agent spurned the big market Knicks to sign with the Bucks. Really, really great. I’m excited by this indication that the landscape of the NBA is changing, that good coaching and team-composition can offset big-city perks. Now, can we trade Greg Monroe already? I kind of see what…
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