A viewer of this video will also be a viewer of history. “What historical significance could possibly be contained within a video of Emmanuel Mudiay scoring twenty points?”, you ask, confusion and skepticism combined as one in your voice. “Is DTB stringing me along like he so often does?” No, dear viewer. I am not…
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Garrett Temple 20 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2016)
We have clearly entered some sort of bizarre dimension which exists separate yet parallel from our own, a dimension where Garrett Temple plays 38 minutes and gets to shoot ten threes. I’m not entirely sure that I wish to continue residing in this dimension, but it appears that it is not my decision to make….
Read MoreNikola Jokic 15 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2016)
First it was rookie-year Pau Gasol vibes. Then it was Dirk Nowitzki vibes. Now, the Nuggets commentators allege that Nikola “Jock Itch” Jokic is in fact giving off Elvin Hayes vibes. I don’t know if Elvin Hayes vibes are necessarily of higher quality than Dirk Nowitzki vibes, but I do know that emanating the vibes…
Read MoreDanilo Gallinari 26 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2016)
Note to Danilo Gallinari: kindly stop drawing so many free throws. Please, more buckets instead. Aesthetics are a huge part of basketball. Michael Jordan was beloved not only because of his ability to score a ton, but also because of the grace with which he did so. Jumpshots have an inherent beauty to them, making…
Read MoreBryce Dejean-Jones 14 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2016)
I pride myself on knowing who all the players in the NBA are. All of them. Heck, I am ready and waiting to make J.J. O’Brien highlights; a chance to do so has sadly not been afforded to me. What about Stephen Curry, heard of him? Another super obscure player I haven’t gotten to showcase….
Read MoreRyan Anderson Career High 36 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2016)
In honor of Ryan Anderson tying his career high with 36 net-ripping points, let’s take a look back at what I had to say about him the last time he scored that many, back in late 2013: “Ryan Anderson is a maniac.” Can’t disagree with that assertion. “A total maniac.” Yup, as evidenced by that…
Read MoreBen McLemore 26 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2016)
The best thing that can be said for Ben McLemore’s season so far is that he has not had many of his minutes taken away by Caron Butler. Every other comparable player on the Kings’ roster has, but not Caron. So that’s good. Caron really sucks.
Read MoreMyles Turner 20 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2016)
It’s official: Myles Turner is BUSTING OUT. Not in the bad way, either. Not the Joe Alexander way. The good way, the way that implies that he was being held down but now is unshackling himself and dominating to celebrate his newfound freedom. Now that Turner has been inserted into the Pacers’ starting lineup, there’s…
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