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James Johnson 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/3/2020)

I don’t think most people realize that James Johnson is getting paid fifteen million dollars this season and has a player option for sixteen million dollars next season (if you’re like me and all these contractual concepts confuse you, a “player option” is when the player can just tell his team “you have to pay…

Malik Beasley 28 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2020)

I really hope that Michael Beasley, wherever he is, is doing okay. I cannot help but think of him and his stint with the Timberwolves while seeing Malik Beasley do pretty much the same things (basically scoring and that’s it) for the same team that he was doing but better. Michael Beasley’s high scoring season…

Zion Williamson 25 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2020)

In one of my recent Zion Williamson video descriptions (I don’t remember which one, all these Zion highlights are blurring together into an indistinct mass of black skin, dunks, and wobbly running), I bemoaned the fact that the Pelicans’ color commentator is unbearable. I then put forward my plan to use the commentators of the…

Dejounte Murray 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/3/2020)

Dejounte Murray has been learning well at the knee of DeMar “Midrange Master” DeRozan and LaMarcus “Midrange Master” Aldridge. Soon, Dejounte Murray will also earn the nickname of “Midrange Master” and the Spurs will have three of them on their team. Who says the league is moving away from the midrange game? Well, everybody does,…

Larry Nance Jr. 16 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/2/2020)

Despite this video acting as conclusive proof that Larry Nance Jr. is a better passer than Collin Sexton will ever be (ever), I predict that its view count will be rather low. And if people knew how lame the assists in it were, the views would be lower still. I was worried that all of…

Gorgui Dieng 17 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2020)

“Dear Diary, When I found out that I was being traded away from Minnesota, a land abandoned by god and beset by the cursed white sand which the ever-tormented locals refer to as “snow”, I fell to my knees and wept. While I have always been fond of my teammates and the fans in Minnesota,…

Terrence Ross 23 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2020)

Nobody ever watches the Terrence Ross highlight videos I make. I know that view counts aren’t the main goal of my channel, but they are a kind of secondary goal, and Terrence Ross highlight videos don’t reach that goal at all. You would think that more than 900 people would want to watch a video…

Anthony Tolliver 12 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2020)

Does it seem like to anybody else that Anthony Tolliver doesn’t age? He’s looked almost exactly the same since he came into the league with the Spurs over a decade ago. His appearance doesn’t change at all except for the random appearance and subsequent disappearance of his facial hair at random intervals. When he did…

Tyus Jones 15 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/2/2020)

Does the Grizzlies’ point guard rotation of Ja Morant, Tyus Jones, and De’Anthony Melton constitute the best point guard rotation in the NBA? I’ve given it a token amount of thought and I believe that the three-headed hydra of Morant/Jones/Melton does in fact constitute the best point guard rotation in the NBA, but I’m in…

Jae Crowder 18 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2020)

Jae Crowder wasn’t exactly a throw-in on the trade that send him, Solomon Hill, and Andre Iguodala to the Heat, but he wasn’t the main piece either. The main piece was definitely Iguodala. Heat fans were definitely happy to acquire Crowder, who fits neatly into the supposed Heat “culture” that their fans can’t stop crowing…