The last time Jordan McLaughlin reached double-digit assists was just a couple weeks ago against the Clippers. Remember, that was the game where McLaughlin scored 24 points and also made KaWhine LeoNerd into his personal bitchslave for life. Now, I admit to thinking after that game, “Double-digit dimes is cool, but when you’re playing with…
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Paul Millsap 25 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2020)
My “Paul Millsap is ruining the Nuggets” narrative would be a lot easier to push if I had a chance to espouse it in a place other than underneath highlight videos of Paul Millsap. When Millsap is having a good game scoring the ball, as is usually depicted in highlight videos uploaded to my channel,…
Read MoreChristian Wood 26 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2020)
I love that the question regarding the future of Christian Wood’s NBA career has gone from “Should the Pistons cut Christian Wood so that they can keep Joe Johnson?” to “How big of a contract is Christan Wood going to get in a free-agent marketplace that is lacking star power?” While Joe Johnson’s old body…
Read MoreBrandon Knight 15 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2020)
This video might be the most depressing video I’ve made all year. Among the reasons for its brutally depressive nature: -Fifteen points is a season high for Brandon Knight. Fifteen points. It’s also only his fourth double-digit scoring game of the season. God, I want to cry right now. -Knight is back in Detroit where…
Read MoreKelan Martin 21 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2020)
When Kelan Martin had nineteen points in the first half of this game, I was fully convinced that all observers were witnessing the rebirth of another K-Mart on the Timberwolves. I refer, of course, to Timberwolves legend Kevin Martin, who I think scored twenty PPG per game one season for the Wolves. Nobody even remembers…
Read MoreThaddeus Young 23 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2020)
While I was perusing tonight’s boxscores on the prowl for potential highlight videos, I could have sworn that I saw Thaddeus Young listed with 25 points at one point. However, when I returned to the Bulls-Zards boxscore at game’s end, he only had 23 points. It was then that I felt my already tenuous grip…
Read MoreSteven Adams 21 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2020)
It is funny to note that Steven Adams’ defensive rebounding percentage (which is an indicator of – duh – how good of a defensive rebounder a player is, although I have no idea through what mathematical sorcery the statistic is calculated) is almost twice as high this year as it was two years ago during…
Read MoreTomas Satoransky 15 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (2/23/2020)
Tomas Satoransky is coming off his worst game of the season, a sweet 0-for-8 with 1 assist and 3 turnovers performance that was probably the sole reason for the Bulls losing that game. I was kind of thinking after that game, “wow, Sato has been a disappointment this year, I wonder what’s wrong with him”….
Read MoreLuguentz Dort 15 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2020)
As Luguentz Dort raises his level of prominence in the NBA from “dude with a funny name” to “dude with a funny name WHO CAN PLAY”, a previously unimportant question is now similarly rising in importance: which contraction of Dort’s first name is the most appropriate? “L”: Pronounced “ell”, this extremely short contraction is perfect…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 22 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2020)
What’s even the point of going on any longer for Davis Bertans? The three-point shootout is over (spoiler alert: he didn’t win), something which seemed to be the overriding goal for his season. Now all that’s left is a whole bunch of losing. If he was the kind of guy who really cared about his…
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