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Matt Bonner 12 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2014)

Here’s some truth nuggets for you. If Tim Duncan “rested” for every game, I would never stop making Matt Bonner and Aron Baynes videos. With those two manning the middle, it’s like a neverending highlight reel of low-athleticism plodders somehow scoring points. The next logical step is to play both of them at the same…

Robbie Hummel Career High 13 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2014)

Somehow, whenever people are talking about the young talent that the Timberwolves possess, Robbie Hummel gets left out. Sure, he’s already 25 and likely on the decline, but it’s still only his second year in the league. That qualifies a player for being young talent in my book. While doing research for this description, I…

Rasual Butler 23 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2014)

Rasual “R-Butt” Butler has been a surprising contributor for the Wizards this year. In tonight’s game, which contained a bunch of players who are (presumably, but who knows at this point) better than him, he was the leading scorer. Is there any precedent for a 35-year-old player winning Most Improved? Maybe I’m getting ahead of…

Gordon Hayward 25 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2014)

How do the Thanksgiving festivities of an NBA player compare to those of the average American meatbag? They probably don’t have the benefit of having the opportunity to eat with their families, which could be a good or bad thing (screw you uncle Steve why do you always have to ruin Thanksgiving?). I imagine that…

Alexey Shved 19 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2014)

The full force of how bad that 76ers are is hitting me squarely in the noggin. My head is spinning, my limbs feel tingly and I’m sweating like a maniac. I’d better hurry this up, I can barely type… Look at the list of players Alexey assisted tonight: Jakarr Sampson Jerami Grant Hollis Thompson Brandon…

Aron Baynes 15 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2014)

Aron took a swig of his sixth Four Loko. “Henry, why don’t people want to Bayng Out with me on the Baynes Bus? If I were me, I’d drop everything to play Halo with Aron Baynes while chowing on some pepperoni egg rolls.” Henry, the increasingly drunk organizer of the Baynes Bus, hiccuped before answering….

Markieff Morris 18 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/30/2014)

I wonder how it was decided that Markieff Morris would be a power forward and Marcus Morris would be a small forward. They’re twins, obviously they have to be good at the same stuff, or at least have the potential to be good at the same stuff. Has Marcus shot more threes for the past…

Wesley Matthews 23 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/30/2014)

Whenever I make a video featuring Wesley Matthews, I just prepare for the fact that it won’t get any views. Not that I care about view counts, since I’m just making videos for my own enjoyment, but I know that I don’t need to try as hard writing a description when only 1,200 people will…

Terrence Ross 20 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2014)

Ever since my label dropped me, I’ve been trying to get my rap career back on track. Mostly that involves me using hard drugs and accosting pedestrians for change, but I did manage to get back into my home studio to lay down some rhymes. When I say “home studio”, I actually just mean the…

Reggie Evans 17 Points/20 Rebounds Full Highlights (11/30/2014)

This is Reggie Evan’s 14th twenty-rebound game of his career. However, in only one of those game did he also score twenty points, thus giving him the coveted twenty-twenty. You may remember that game; Parmigiano Reggiano dropped in 22 points and 26 boards while playing with the Brooklyn Nets. There was time left in the…