“Oh yeah,” Chandler groaned. “Put it into your mouth, just like that.” “Mmmm,” Jeremy murmured around the obstruction in his mouth. Both players, stripped down to their Under Armour in Jeremy’s kitchen, were shining with sweat. “Feels so good,” Chandler continued, head lolling back on his neck. He reached up to caress his pectorals, heightening…
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Devin Harris 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/20/2014)
While March Madness was going on I saw a list of all the current NBA players from the schools in the Final Four. Three of the schools had tons of NBA alumni. The fourth, Wisconsin, had three. Jon Leuer, Greg Stiemsma, and Devin Harris. Way to represent, guys! It’s kind of weird to think about…
Read MoreGary Neal 17 Points Full Highlights (4/20/2014)
I still don’t know what the Bobcats were doing when they traded Ramon Sessions and Jeff Adrien for Luke Ridnour and Gary Neal. I guess it worked, cause they are a playoff team and the Bucks really aren’t, but them trading for two of the causes of the Bucks’ awfulness is strange. And it’s not…
Read MoreSerge Ibaka 17 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (4/19/2014)
What if I told you that Serge “Dirge” Ibaka was just as important to the Thunders’ title aspirations as Russell Westbrook? It’s true! Everybody loves a volume scorer with low percentages, but there is less love for the guy who shoots well above 50% and still scores 15 per game, just because he doesn’t swag…
Read MoreGreivis Vasquez 18 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (4/19/2014)
I’ve been doing a lot of research lately. Scouring material, both electronic and printed, for clues. Where is Greivis Vasquez from? Real, concrete answers are hard to find. Most of the sources indicate he is from a place called “Venezuela” which is located in “South America”. Now, I consider myself a geography expert. And I…
Read MoreJJ Redick 22 Points Full Highlights (4/19/2014)
Playoff times are not DownToBuck’s favorite times. Yeah, the intensity and stuff is pretty cool. And seeing teams match up, making adjustments against each other, for an entire series. But the rotations that were loosening up leading up to the end of the year are suddenly constricted, leading to tons of Blake Griffin and Chris…
Read MoreRudy Gobert 8 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (4/16/2014)
There must be some reason why Rudy Gobert didn’t get any minutes this season. I have several theories, listed in order of likelihood: -He looks like an alien from outer space who will zap you with his ray gun -He is French -He was assumed to be a mime incapable of speech (see: French) -He…
Read MoreKelly Olynyk 24 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/16/2014)
There was a loud knocking on the door. Kelly Olynyk looked up from his nearly-completed work, which he had hoped would be completed without intrusion. The knocker didn’t wait for an answer, and let himself in. “Hey Kelly, I was just wondering if you wanted to… what are you doing?” Phil Pressey asked this question…
Read MoreAustin Rivers 18 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (4/16/2014)
On the surface these appear as normal Austin Rivers highlights. He makes some shots, he gathers some assists. But if you watch closer you may notice an underlying ulterior motive, beyond merely showing Austin Rivers doing good things on a basketball court. Have you figured it out yet? That’s correct. I made these highlights not…
Read MoreCole Aldrich Career High 13 Points/16 Rebounds/5 Blocks Full Highlights (4/16/2014)
At the end of last year I made some Cole Aldrich highlights where he got a career high in points, rebounds and blocks. Guess what. He did it again! Cole Aldrich is officially a member of DownToBuck’s “End of the Year All-Star Team”. He sucks (or rather, doesn’t get any minutes) for the entire year,…
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