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Ramon Sessions 28 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/24/2014)

One of the biggest and most startling deals of the trade deadline was when the Bucks traded franchise cornerstones Gary Neal and Luke Ridnour for Ramon Sessions and an angry looking huge black dude. So who won the trade? At first glance, obviously Charlotte, because they’re in the playoffs and the Bucks have the worst…

Elliot Williams 14 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2014)

I get inordinately excited when I’m about to make highlights of a player for the first time. It’s sort of like adding another piece of 70’s vintage McDonalds glassware to my collection, except instead of a glass with the Hamburglar on it, it’s a video of a basketball player scoring points. Elliot Williams’ four-year career…

Byron Mullens 15 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2014)

Watch these highlights and think about how good you have it. In this modern society we often fail to think about the unfortunate circumstances of others. An internet-connected device? Electricity? Be thankful for these things, and other luxuries that you may possess. But mostly, be thankful that you are not a member of the Philadelphia…

Caron Butler 23 Points/0 Blocks Full Highlights (3/24/2014)

Caron “C-Butt” Butler didn’t have a very productive game outside of scoring tonight. So unproductive that the little orange graphic that popped up over the score near the end of the game read “Caron Butler 23 points 0 blocked shots”. Either someone is making a funny or the algorithm values 0 blocks over 4 rebounds….

Austin Daye 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/24/2014)

Oh great. Just what the Spurs needed. Another really good bench player picked up for nothing from another team. There may have been some doubt before as to how many games they would win the finals in. Now that number certainly is four. Who is this great bench player? Jeff Ayres of course! Hold on….

OJ Mayo 21 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2014)

If you made a big list of all the free-agent signings this off-season, and sorted it by how successful each player was, OJ Mayo would surely be at the bottom. However, if you sorted said list by how fat each player was, OJ Mayo would be at the top! So it averages out. All good….

Chris Wright 9 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (3/23/2014)

With this performance, Chris Wright’s 10-day contract comes due, and his time in the league comes to end. Fare thee well, Chris. We will always remember your 57% field goal percentage, your 19.1 PER, and your .202 win shares per 48. It is truly a crime that the Bucks’ best player since Ray Allen is…

Kyle O’Quinn 14 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2014)

Blearily opening his eyes, a six-year-old Kyle O’Quinn squinted at the bright sunlight shining in his face, wishing he could go back to sleep. Then, he remembered the significance of this morning, and all traces of fatigue vanished from his body. He hopped out of bed and, not bothering to change out of his bright-green…

Marcus Thornton 20 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2014)

Mirza Teletovic has exclusive rights to the nickname “MT3”. Which makes sense, I guess. He shoots threes. His initials are MT. But would it better to give that nickname to Marcus Thornton? He has the same attributes! I don’t which of them is the better player, but Mirza hasn’t been doing all that much lately…