Dënniß ßchrööder proved in this game that the Hawks don’t even really need Jeff Teague anymore. There were rumors that the Hawks wanted to move Teague and you can see why: ßchrööder has emerged from the slump which engulfed him at the start of the season to reclaim his throne as the best backup point…
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Shabazz Muhammad 20 Points Full Highlights (2/20/2016)
This is like a Shabazz Muhammad throwback video right here. I don’t know if you can technically have a “throwback” to something that was only two years ago but if you can, this video qualifies. Much of this video is The Bazzed God turning to his old standby move, the lefty hook from eight to…
Read MoreRicky Rubio 9 Points/16 Assists Full Highlights (2/20/2016)
Supposedly the Bucks were trying to acquire Ricky Rubio during the lead-up to the trade deadline. That would’ve been fine by me, I’m used to PGs who can’t shoot by this point, and at least Ricky can actually pass (how Milwaukee managed to get one who can do neither is a total mystery). The only…
Read MoreLuol Deng 27 Points Full Highlights (2/20/2016)
I hadn’t made Luol Deng highlights the whole season, and now I’m doing them on consecutive nights? What’s the deal here? The deal here, I guess, is that Dwyane Wade is dead and Pat Riley has told Deng to play as much like a him as possible so that the fans don’t realize that Wade…
Read MoreRobin Lopez 26 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/20/2016)
Did I really see what I think I just saw? That being Robin Lopez taking a big puffy-haired dump directly into Karl-Anthony Towns’ gaping mouth? I think I did. Unless these highlights are solely a fabrication of my mind, Robin Lopez did, indeed, make a special brown casserole and deposit it right into the hole…
Read MoreAndrew Wiggins 24 Points Full Highlights (2/20/2016)
Andrew woke up from his dream with a start. He looked around for any sign of the bus that was supposed to take him away from the camp. Finding that he was still lying in his bunk, he relaxed a little bit. Only a little bit, though. The potent smell of marijuana was still very…
Read MorePatrick Beverley 18 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2016)
I guess I’m still a little surprised that Pat Beverley has so utterly made Ty Lawson into his personal bitchslave. The rational part of my mind tells me “Harden does all the ball-handling and he doesn’t play defense, so a defense-first PG is perfect for him” while the other part of my mind says “but…
Read MoreTrevor Ariza 25 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2016)
This is one of Trevor Ariza’s mythical “actual good games”. He has plenty of games that look like good games, but they’re what I like to call “fake good games”. I call them that because he might score some points, but he does so inefficiently while committing turnovers and fouling too much. James Harden has…
Read MoreRyan Anderson 26 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2016)
Does anybody know if it’s possible to make too many highlight videos in one day? I’m short of breath right now and my skin feels all clammy. I tried to get excited for Ryan Anderson scoring 26 points but all I can think about is how I lost sensation in my toes about an hour…
Read MoreChandler Parsons 24 Points/1 Headbutt Full Highlights (2/19/2016)
So the big news from this game is that Chandler Parsons and Zaza Pachulia basically brawled right at center court as their teammates threw hundred-dollar bills at them in a crude form of bet-making. It didn’t quite go down exactly that way, but it was pretty close, as you’ll see if you watch until the…
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