Will Barton 23 Points/1 Poster Dunk Full Highlights (12/14/2015)

Dunk of the year? Dunk of the year. Will Barton pretty much totally performed an exorcism Donatas Motiejunas, except instead of exorcising just the evil spirits he also took a huge chunk of his soul and little bits of his vital organs. It was kind of spooky watching D-Mo flop around for a bit after…

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Kent Bazemore Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2015)

Highlight making is a weird business. As I was compiling these highlights, I noticed Gerald Green hitting a jumper in between two Kent Bazemore buckets. Problem was, despite doing a vid of Gerald just before starting this one, I had never seen that particular jumper before! I felt annoyed; reuploading a video to amend an…

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Gerald Green 20 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2015)

Kobe Bryant is retiring. That’s what he said, at least, and I’ll take him at his word on this one. The end of an era, or something, right? Yeah. His imminent departure from the NBA opens up a huge hole. A hole that is called “who is going to shoot a whole bunch of bad…

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Gary Harris 21 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2015)

Yes! With this new career high for Gary Harris, my hype for Gary Harris is justified! Take that, Gary Harris haters, you lowly scum of the earth. How foolish you must feel, hating on Gary Harris as he continues to improve as a basketball player, paying no heed to your Gary Harris hating. It is…

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Donatas Motiejunas 19 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2015)

I made a lot of sick highlight videos last year. A LOT. I also made some not-so-sick highlight videos, which have been now, appropriately, forgotten to the relentless march of time. Lost to all but the most ardent basketball historians, these videos will slowly decay into component bits and bytes, until, in hundreds of years,…

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Nikola Mirotic 17 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2015)

Is there something wrong with Nikola Mirotic this year? Or is there something wrong with Fred Hoiberg? Because it has to be one of the two. One of the two has to be to blame for Nikola’s semi-struggles this year. Blame must be allocated. To one or both of them. It’s easy to say Fred…

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Damjan Rudez 11 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2015)

I tried, bros. I tried my best. But sometimes, my best isn’t just good enough. Every video I make should be at least a minute long. Any shorter, and it becomes a question of whether the performance is even worth watching. And this one featuring “The Croatian Curry” falls a full ten seconds short. While…

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Jeff Green 26 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2015)

Inside Jeff Green’s brain, a small red blob labeled “star potential” is held prisoner. No matter how often it tries to escape from the isolated lobe of grey matter in which it resides, it simply cannot. If only Star Potential could free itself, it could visit every area of Jeff’s mind, allowing him to use…

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Luis Scola 22 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2015)

Basketball can get boring sometimes, you know? Just a bunch of dudes trying to manipulate a sphere into a hole, is what it pretty much boils down to. When you start thinking that way about your beloved game, that’s when you need to create your own fun while watching. What I try to do is…

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Rodney Hood 23 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2015)

You prowlin’ through town You feeling’ the need To hit some guy up Purchase some weed If you be in Utah, The guy’s called Rodney Hood There are times when it’s cool to get a boner But if those times are when seeing naked dude You might be gay Growin’ and mowin’ Pimpin’ and sippin’…

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