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Danny Granger 18 Points Full Highlights (12/27/2014)

Normally I would tell you to feel sad while watching this highlight package. That would be the natural emotion to feel when watching a decrepit old man try to do things that once were so easy, but are no longer. Instead, feel happy! Remember the good times you and Danny Granger shared while he was…

Kris Humphries 18 Points Full Highlights (12/27/2014)

John Wall and Bradley Beal were giggling like schoolchildren. “This is too mean. Too mean! Which means we had to do it.” Bradley said through laughter. “We really didn’t have a choice, I agree. How do I look?” his teammate responded, looking at himself in the locker room mirror. John Wall was dressed in a…

Rodney Stuckey 20 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/27/2014)

Rodney Stuckey, or as I like to call him “Really Sucky”, was a fixture of the Pistons for years. He arrived too late to participate in any championship runs, so his days in Detroit are not likely to be fondly remembered. He was even the leading scorer on a couple of those teams, including 16…

Sergey Karasev 14 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (12/27/2014)

This is what happens when you spend too much on big-name free agents. You end up starting guys like Sergey Karasev. This guy didn’t play hardly at all last year with Cleveland, and was a throw-in in the trade that sent him to Brooklyn. A player with those attributes doesn’t scream “starting caliber shooting-guard” to…

Jonas Valanciunas 22 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (12/26/2014)

Sometimes I have to go back and re-read my old descriptions to remember what my opinions used to be. Things change so fast in the NBA that I can be right one day and totally wrong the next. Luckily I am mostly right, except when I called John Wall a bust just because he was…

Paul Millsap 22 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2014)

The mood in the locker room was subdued; most of the Hawks players were silently contemplating their own role in the blowout loss they had just suffered against the Bucks. However, the always upbeat Kent Bazemore was chatting to Paul Millsap about his good performance. “You did great out there, Paul. Just bring it again…

Johnny O’Bryant 12 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2014)

I was content to hold off on assigning Johnny O’Bryant a nickname until he established himself in the league. I was thinking that would be a year or two. However, things have progressed rapidly for O’Bryant, and he has now started several games in a row for the Bucks. The time is now to christen…

Beno Udrih 17 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2014)

What’s up with Balkan people and having really tiny eyes? Bueno Beno’s face looks like it was photoshopped, that’s how small his eyes are. Toni Kukoc suffered the same problem. However, the “smallest ever NBA eyes” award goes to Marko Jaric, who actually had to use sonar to locate defenders since his eyes weren’t big…

Marcus Morris 20 Points/6 Threes/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/26/2014)

Marcus Morris woke up from his sleep slowly. As his brain brought itself up to speed, he noticed that his bed felt different. It was softer than he liked. Eyes snapping open, he saw that he was not in his own bed at all. A desert dawn-light sneaked through the cracks in the blinds, illuminating…

Jared Dudley 24 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (12/26/2014)

More apologies are in order. A week ago, I made a Jared Dudley highlight video wherein he scored 19 points. This seemed like a perfectly reasonable thing to do at the time. I know now that I have grievously wasted many people’s times with that video. Why would you watch Dudders score 19 when you…