Jon Leuer looked unhappily at his reflection in the mirror. He had been noticing things for the past few weeks that were becoming harder and harder to ignore. Standing straight up, he let his face rest in a neutral position; seeing the reflected image of this made him wince. He could no longer deny it:…
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Mason Plumlee 21 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2014)
I give props where props are due. If someone does something good or creates something cool, I’m the first one there to say “You did pretty good, man, here are some props.” No, I’m not going to give props to Mason Plumlee for making two clutch-ish free throws. An NBA player making those things should…
Read MoreC.J. Miles 28 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2014)
The Pacers need offense from anywhere it can be scraped off the bottom of the barrel. They even scraped up the corpse of A.J. Price to see if he could get anything going. That’s how desperate they are. C.J. Miles is not helping matters. He’s in a really bad slump right now, shooting 34 percent…
Read MoreKevin Seraphin 16 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2014)
Karmically Evolving Velocity Is Natural Spasmodic Effects Reorganize Alternating Parallaxes. His Insurrection Never-ending.
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 14 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2014)
What factors are causing Bojan Bogdanovic to turn into a useless lump when he’s on the road? The home-court advantage is well documented in every sport, but there must be other factors in play for his home (12-ish) and away (5-ish) averages to be so different. The main problem might be nutritional. There are likely…
Read MoreTyler Zeller 22 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2014)
There was some stat floating around that negatively framed Rajon Rondo’s impact for the Celtics. I’m sure there are a lot of stats that could do that, but this particular one revealed that his bigmen shot around the same percent with him on or off the court. Except for Tyler Zeller, who was made into…
Read MoreDion Waiters 21 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2014)
I know Austin Carr is well loved in Cleveland for his steadfast commitment to the franchise, both in his playing days and in his commentating days, but it’s time for him to go. Despite his over-reliance on bad catchphrases, he manages to talk himself into corners where he is unsure of how to escape. He…
Read MoreJames Ennis 16 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2014)
If your MVP superstar GOAT-candidate player flees your team in free agency, leaving behind two other all-stars who maybe aren’t quite as good, what do you do to maintain fanbase enthusiasm? The Heat knew the answer: stack your team with an infusion of dynamic young talent that you can develop. First piece in that puzzle?…
Read MoreChris Kaman 16 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2014)
OFFICIAL NBA PLAYERS WHO WILL BE MALL SANTAS AFTER THEY RETIRE POWER RANKINGS 1. Chris Kaman 2. Pero Antic 3. Marc Gasol 4. Donatas Motiejunas [POWER GAP] 5. Kyle O’Quinn 6. Andrew Bogut 441. Corey Brewer
Read MoreJ.J. Redick 23 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/20/2014)
I hate it when broadcast crews show ill-timed replays. A good rule of thumb is, if the ball is in play or will be put into play in the next five seconds, you should not start showing a replay. The Clippers video guys need a little lesson on this rule. We missed out on a…
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