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Dante Exum 10 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (11/1/2014)

I like to rag on the Jazz announcers for being really bad (Matt Harpring), but at least they somewhat know what they are talking about. I don’t even know who these jokers that they got to commentate are, but I definitely don’t want to hear them ever again. First confusing Booker for Exum, and then…

Perry Jones III 20 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2014)

Remember last year, when Timberwolves fans were complaining endlessly about injuries to their team preventing them from being playoff-bound? Yeah. After this, I don’t think any fanbase can complain. Any future spate of injuries will look like a pastry puff parade compared to the current state of the Thunder. I don’t mind at all, though….

Elfrid Payton 16 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (11/1/2014)

Question to people who are more knowledgeable about style-related matters than I: what is Elfrid Payton’s hair called? Is it an afro? I would say no, unless it actually is. Is it a flattop? Kinda. Not like Noel-style though. Whatever the correct term, he’s second in the league to Chris Douglas-Roberts for having rad locks….

Jrue Holiday 24 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/1/2014)

I don’t know how you can look at the Pelicans lineup and tell me that this team isn’t going to the playoffs. Anthony Davis: No words are necessary. The only thing I worry about is if it’s okay for me to keep making highlights of him. Ryan Anderson: Elite floor spacer and the best stretch-four…

Giannis Antetokounmpo 8 Points Full Highlights (10/31/2014)

You know, for being the future of a whole basketball franchise, Giannis Antetokounmpo sure doesn’t score many points. Him and Jabari need to step it up quickly or I’m gonna lose interest and have to choose a new favorite team (and avatar). Yes, I know that Giannis provides lots of other things that aren’t scoring….

K.J. McDaniels 12 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (10/31/2014)

Instead of a vitriolic description loaded with baseless assumptions and insults, like I usually write for players whom I know nothing about, I’m just going to come out and say it: I don’t know anything about K.J. McDaniels. His initials are alphabetically proximal to “KFC”, which gains him a few points in DTB’s book. And…

O.J. Mayo 25 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (10/31/2014)

Walking the quiet, midnight streets of Milwaukee, O.J. Mayo took his time, relishing the peacefulness after an exhausting, yet exhilarating, win. Scoring 25 points was so much better than game after game of DNP’s as he had experienced the previous season. He soon approached the McDonald’s that was on his route. Intending to walk by…

Nerlens Noel 14 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (10/31/2014)

Nerlens listened patiently to his teammate’s explanations, then frowned. “I dunno dude. That sounds like tanking to me.” Shaking his head, Tony Wroten tried to assuage Nerlens’ concerns. “It couldn’t be farther from tanking. We play hard every game, every possession. The only thing we do different from other teams is that we just shoot…

Jordan Hill 23 Points Full Highlights (10/31/2014)

The Lakers’ time is up. Their core of Bryant, Lin, and ???? is going nowhere other than the bottom of the standings. Randle is not going to win ROTY rolling around in a wheelchair. Nick Young, even if he does come back, will provide not wins, but $wag. Jordan Hill and his hair can shoot…

Jabari Parker 11 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (10/31/2014)

Jabari Parker gave out handfuls of candy to all trick-or-treaters who came to his door yesterday. Inspired by his heartless actions, I undertook a similar policy for all the costume-clad kiddies who showed up at my place for Halloween. However, instead of candy, I handed out dollops of my hard-won basketball knowledge, because I can’t…