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Trey Burke 24 Points/15 Assists Full Highlights (4/6/2014)

Trey Burke has had about the kind of season I expected after his Summer League performance. Surprise, I know. He is a good player but is tasked with doing too much on his awful Jazz team, so his percentages are Jennings-esque. On the upside, he is tasked with doing too much on his awful Jazz…

Manu Ginobili 26 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2014)

Have we forgiven Manu Ginobili for his 8-turnover crapfest in game 6 of the finals last year? Remember, he probably cost Tim Duncan a championship with those turnovers. Can you really forgive him when he basically walked up to Timmy and snatched a ring from off his hand? It’s cool. I forgive him too. Everyone…

Jordan Hill 22 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2014)

While making these highlights, all I could think about was “what happened to Jordan Hill’s hair?” It’s like he tried to turn his dreads into one of those “fancy” hairstyles, but he didn’t have a mirror or another person to help him so he just kind of piled and twisted his hair in every direction….

Quincy Miller Career High 19 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (4/6/2014)

Chris Marlowe, Denver Nuggets commentator, woke up disoriented. He was in a cell-like room, tied to a chair. A bare fluorescent tube provided blinding light that yielded no shadows. He looked down and noticed that a hastily-applied blindfold had slipped off his eyes, down around his neck, where it hung like a noose. His head…

Klay Thompson 33 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (4/6/2014)

Klay Thompson got his 33 points in only three quarters of action. It stands to reason, then, that he would have gotten forty if he had been left in for at least part of the fourth quarter. I’m calling you out, Mark Jackson. People want forty-point games. If you think you can just take your…

Evan Fournier 26 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/6/2014)

Evan Fournier reclined in his posh leather couch, enjoying a glass of the finest French Chardonnay. Just as he was about to put on his favorite recording of Debussy’s ‘Clair de Lune’, he was interrupted by his phone ringing. “This is the Fournicator.” “Is that what you call yourself now? It’s Jan.” Evan tensed up….

Pero Antic Career High 18 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2014)

What’s up with the Pacers? They’ve been looking like total crap lately. Playing like it too. (Zing!). The Hawks aren’t any good really and they still totally destroyed those losers. I blame Paul George for not being a superstar like everyone told me he was. I also blame Pero Antic, who scored 16 on them…

Isaiah Canaan Career High 15 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (4/6/2014)

The point guard situation for the Houston Rockets got pretty screwed up when Patrick Beverley went down due to karma. You expect a little discombobulation whenever a starter dies, and the Rockets do have a starter-quality backup in Jeremy Lin. But Lin’s backup? How does Isaiah Canaan sound? Not very good, I know. He’s the…

Kyle O’Quinn 14 Points/13 Rebounds/4 Blocks Full Highlights (4/5/2014)

Kyle O’Quinn was enjoying his typical McDonald’s order – five Big Macs and five things of fries – when he was interrupted by a commotion in the booth next to him. “Mom, look, it’s Santa!” yelled an excited little girl, pointing eagerly at the large beard that Kyle wore on his face. Then, her face…

Jerryd Bayless 25 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (4/5/2014)

“Dear Diary, Today I decided not to take any layups, because layups are for pussies. See you around! -Jerryd” This is really what Jerryd Bayless wrote in his diary after the game. I know because I infiltrated his house and stole it. I’m currently transcribing the rest, but I thought it would be cool to…