Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 13 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2013)

I don’t know the names of the Pistons’ commentators, and I don’t especially care. But I am speaking to them now directly: what Kentavious Caldwell-Pope did on Friday night was NOT a “windmill jam”. IT WASN’T EVEN CLOSE. Yeah, it was a jam, they got that part right. But I failed to see the part…

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Gal Mekel 11 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/1/2013)

I have tons of great ideas for a description about Gal Mekel. Most of them involve him scamming people out of money and saying “Oy vey you silly shegetz!”. However, out of respect for the Jewish YouTube community, I will merely comment on his abilities as a basketball player and avoid potentially insensitive stereotypes. Here…

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Jeremy Lamb Career High 16 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2013)

Am I the only one who is shocked that Jeremy Lamb’s career high before this game was only 13 points? For a guy who is touted as being a terrific scorer that seems pretty damn low. I know he barely got any time last year; championship contenders don’t have time for rookie chuckers I guess….

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J.J. Redick 17 Points Full Highlights (10/31/2013)

Are the Clippers championship contenders? “Well of course they are DownToBuck, they have Chris Paul and Blake Griffin”. So what makes them any different than the Chris Paul-led Hornets with David West? Yeah. So they’re not gonna win a chip this year, or any year, but they’re fun to watch. I like it when huge…

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Andrew Bogut 17 Points Full Highlights (10/31/2013)

OFFICIAL MOST HORRIFIC SPORTS INJURIES POWER RANKINGS 1. Clint Malarchuk (I would recommend never, ever watching this video, or even listening to the call from the booth) 2-999. Nothing else is even close to Clint Malarchuk 1000. Kevin Ware 1001. Andrew Bogut (thanks Amar””e!) 1002. Joe Theismann 1003. Shaun Livingston, may God rest his soul

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Nikola Vucevic 22 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (10/30/2013)

“Hurry up fatty! I want to ride the Astro Orbitor again!” A red-faced Glen Davis had just caught up to his companion. “Nik, you might be our franchise center, but if you call me fat one more time…” Nikola laughed. “Whatever you say, tubby. We gotta hit all the rides at least once more before…

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Josh Smith Pistons Debut 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (10/30/2013)

The Pistons are one of the more intriguing teams this year. Eager to bring back the championship days of old, they brought in Josh Smith(???) and Brandon Jennings(???????). Talk to fans of either the Hawks or the Bucks and they will say that their respective player, while putting up gaudy numbers, didn’t really help their…

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Nate Wolters 9 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (10/30/2013)

Some people are just blessed with luck. Brandon Knight goes down with a hamstring injury 2 minutes into the season opener, while his backup Luke Ridnour lay writhing on the trainer’s table as his back spasmed uncontrollably. That left only one viable point guard option for the Bucks (no, not Gary Neal. Mini-sized SGs don’t…

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Trevor Ariza 28 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (10/30/2013)

Sometimes I wonder if NBA players even know about the concept of “efficiency”. The ones who shoot the lowest percentages tend to shoot the highest amount of shots. Now, I know that if you were to command Andre Drummond to shoot fifteen times a game, he would not keep up his insane percentages. However, you…

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Damian Lillard 32 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2013)

It is time. Time for Damian Lillard to prove that he isn’t merely Brandon Jennings 2.0 and is instead an actual point guard. He’s not going to be convincing many people with this latest 2-assist, 20-shot performance. Come on man, you have Aldridge on your team that should be like 5 free assists a game….

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