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Enes Kanter 14 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2013)

Enes “The Inkantation” Kanter needs no introduction. The 3rd overall pick in 2011, he has doused the league in kerosene and set it alight, then stared intently at the NBA as it writhed and burned, then ran around his neighborhood setting trash cans on fire to see the glorious, beautiful flame. Just kidding. (Though he…

Tony Wroten Career High 14 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2013)

If you watch this video you will watch history being made. The last three pointer of Tony Wroten’s career. Because there’s no way, NO WAY, that he ever makes another one with the garbled mess of arms and hands that he calls a “shooting form”. People were dissing Michael Carter Williams’ outside shooting coming into…

Klay Thompson Career High 38 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2013)

“Alright Steph, I got the stuff you asked for. You must be making a ton of omelettes or something. And I guess after you’re done eating all of ’em you’re gonna be having a fun time cause this is a ton of toilet paper.” “Klay you idiot those eggs ain’t for eating. And that TP…

Miles Plumlee Career High 18 Points/15 Rebounds/3 Blocks Full Highlights (10/30/2013)

Warning: If you would prefer not to have your mind blown into the seventh spatial dimension, please discontinue reading this description immediately. In his first game with the Suns, Miles Plumlee scored more points (18) than he scored in his entire tenure with the Pacers (16). Holy dumb Christ. I have no idea if this…

Spencer Hawes 24 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2013)

Exultant in victory, Spencer Hawes showered the shower of a champion. He didn’t really feel like talking to any media right now. They would just ask him about “sustained success” and “teamwork”. He could easily spend thirty minutes or an hour just standing here, relishing his team’s win over last years champions, not thinking about…

Alec Burks 24 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (10/30/2013)

Despair no more Jazz fans! You have gotten your wish; your team is tanking. The front office might not admit it, they might claim they are trying to win every game. But while they may be trying to win, any team that willingly acquires Andris Biedrins is not planning a victory parade any time soon….

Anthony Davis 20 Points/12 Rebounds Full Highlights (10/30/2013)

There seems to be a consensus among internet commentators that this is the year where Anthony Davis totally busts out and ascends to stardom. What makes them think this? His preseason performances. Now think about this: every day you cross paths with tons of people. Friends, family, coworkers, service industry peons. They may seem normal…

DeAndre Jordan 17 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (10/29/2013)

Descending quickly and silently through the Earth’s atmosphere, their craft landed stealthily in the darkness. It hardly mattered how stealthy there were, though, as the ship’s anti-humanoid cloaking device masked it entirely from the inhabitants of the planet. The first, albeit easiest, phase of their project was a success. “Now we just need to find…

Jordan Farmar 16 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (10/29/2013)

I hate feeling this way. I really do. But inverity and concealment are not part of DownToBuck’s game. I must be totally honest with myself, and with you, the loyal viewership. I might actually like the Lakers this year. I know, I know. It’s horrible. But if they keep playing the way they did last…

Xavier Henry Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2013)

Xavier Henry was the twelfth pick in the 2010 NBA draft. He has never averaged more than five points a game, or shot better than 41% from the field. There’s a word for those players. Burst? Blust? It’s something like that. But it’s a new season, and the X-Man is in a new situation, so…