Does this dude score a career high every game? It’s starting to seem like it. I fully expect him to have dropped 40 by the time the end of the season rolls around. And not only did he score a career high, his team also won the game! Things are looking up.
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Marquis Daniels 16 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2013)
Marquis Daniels has been pretty bad this year for the Bucks. He’s supposed to be a good defender, because every horrible offensive player has to be a good defender, right? And I guess he’s okay at it. But his offensive ineptitude is offensive (haha). But you can’t really blame him for sucking, since he’s the…
Read MoreLarry Sanders Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2013)
Is Larry Sanders a candidate for MIP? Definitely. He’s transformed from being a foul-prone elite defensive player who can’t really shoot and doesn’t get any minutes into a foul-prone elite defensive player who can’t really shoot and gets a bunch of minutes. That seems to be the only requirement to win it, just play the…
Read MoreP.J. Tucker Career High 18 Points/3 Assists Full Highlights (3/28/2013)
Fans of the defunct children’s cartoon Hey Arnold may remember a certain episode where the titular Arnold is a member of a basketball team. There is also a kid named Tucker on the team, whose dad is the coach. The team’s offensive strategy is “pass the ball to Tucker”, even though he’s a seriously unclutch…
Read MoreDeMarcus Cousins 34 Points/1 Three Full Highlights (3/28/2013)
I almost forgot how annoying Bill Walton’s commentary is. I did not especially want to be reminded.
Read MorePaul George 24 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/28/2013)
Remember Danny Granger? Yeah, I don’t either. The Pacers are Paul George’s team now. Danny Granger being out for the year only helps their chances for a chip, slim as they are. Can they beat the Heat? Maybe if George plays out of his mind and their defense gets even tighter. But even if they…
Read MoreLuis Scola 20 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2013)
Luis Scola is a really good post player. One of the best. But as you will see in these highlights, the Suns basically refuse to let him work on the block anymore and prefer him taking long jumpers. He does have a nice jumper, but telling Scola not to be a post player is like…
Read MoreAnthony Davis 19 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2013)
Anthony Davis can’t really shoot long jumpers. But, just like nearly every other player in the NBA who had that same deficiency, that fact doesn’t prevent him from taking them semi-regularly. Just because he made a bunch of them this game doesn’t mean it’s a good idea.
Read MoreIman Shumpert 16 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2013)
Iman Shumpert has the best hair in the league. That flattop is majestic. A true work of art. Aside from his amazing coiffure, Shumpert isn’t really a notable player. He gets overrated by Knicks fans for his defense. He can dunk it pretty nicely, but it seems he never gets the opportunity to. His jumper…
Read MoreWes Johnson 22 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2013)
If you look at my recent videos you may see a pattern. WES J = JEWS KYLE O = YOKEL TOBIAS H = ISOBATH (look it up, this is important) JJ B = JBJ??????? (meaning unclear) DARIUS M = RADIUMS RYAN A = ARYAN The pattern should be apparent to those versed in occult magick…
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