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Jan Vesely 10 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (1/7/2012)

Jan “Silent J” Vesely has a smoking hot girlfriend. Who cares if he is kind of a bust? Who cares that a 6th overall pick has seemingly no basketball skills other than jumping and running? His girlfriend is fine. Damn fine. She’s also damn tall. Got to be at least 6-6. I could make a…

Ray Allen 20 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2013)

Ray “Don’t call me Jesus” Allen’s acrimonious departure from the Celtics was well documented in the media. I guess Rondo doesn’t even acknowledge the dude’s existence anymore. And there were plenty of angry Celtics fans on forums claiming he was done, washed up, kaput. He’s not. Well he kind of is. But the last thing…

Alan Anderson Career High 27 Points (19 in 2nd) Full Highlights (1/6/2013)

NBA highlights are funny things. The ones with the most views are, obviously, the superstars. Stuff like LeBron getting triple-doubles or Kobe scoring ridiculous amounts of points. But why? Everyone knows they can do that stuff. It’s no surprise when Griffin throws it down again or Carmelo scores 40. The real surprise is when the…

Lou Williams 28 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2013)

Little known fact: the YouTube personality you know as DownToBuck is actually NBA player Louis “Lou” Williams. That’s right. I’m Lou Williams. And I just made highlights of myself scoring 28 points, because I am a baller. Any comments referencing my poor shot selection or my chilling resemblance to one Brandon Jennings will be deleted…

Alonzo Gee 18 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/5/2012)

Out of all NBA players whose last names are letters of the alphabet, Alonzo “Gee Whiz” Gee is certainly the best. He might also be the second-best Alonzo in NBA history. He’ll need those credentials, because when people ask him about his NBA career 20 years from now, he’ll want to avoid saying “I was…

Mirza Teletovic Career High 14 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (1/5/2013)

Mirza Teletovic is the next Dirk. Count on it. What does Dirk have that the Bosnian Baller doesn’t? Nothing. Teletovic is a complete player with a refined inside-outside game and a sweet shooting touch. He also has supreme athletic ability, able to dunk and block shots with the best of them. I got you good,…

Austin Daye 20 Points Full Highlights (1/4/2013)

There are players known in basketball circles for being weird heights for their positions. Like Chuck Hayes the 6′ 6” center or Magic Johnson the 6′ 8″” point guard. Or Austin Daye the 6′ 11” shooting guard. What were his high school coaches thinking? “Oh hey Austin, yeah, why don’t you go stand around on…

Kosta Koufos 16 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2012)

While not taking part in austerity protests or fighting with Omer Asik for control of Cyprus, Kosta Koufos enjoys playing basketball for the Denver Nuggets. He represents a stark contrast to Javale McGee who is always flying around, flailing his arms every which way, and dunking everything that he touches. Meanwhile, Koufos is content to…

Taj Gibson 21 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/2/2013)

Tom Thibodeau needs to loosen up his rotations a bit. His 40 minute-per-game center Joakim Noah was out with the flu, so what does he do? He plays the backup 45 minutes! While barely playing the only other big man on the roster. It’s madness. But I’m sure Taj didn’t care that much, and he…

John Henson 20 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/2/2013)

John “Inspector Gadget” Henson hasn’t gotten to play much this season. This is a total mystery to me considering how he apparently enters “beast mode” the instant his sneaker touches the court. The only explanation is that he is somehow behaving badly off the court. Possible infractions he’s committed: artificially enhancing his leaping ability using…