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Luol Deng 33 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2013)

Luol “Based” Deng is probably getting tired of playing 40 minutes per night. Being ridden harder than 2005-era Kobe has got to have some negative effects on one’s performance. It’s really obvious when Deng staggers over to the bench in the middle of a play and passes out into the tray of Gatorade cups. But…

Randy Foye 25 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2013)

Randy Foye is an okay player. Not really a standout in anything other than three-point shooting. Except for the fact that he has an extremely punchable face. Not quite the most punchable, but if he puts a little work in he can move up on the list. That list being: 1. Danilo Gallinari 2. Matt…

Paul Millsap 19 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2012)

Paul Millsap is a great player, but he doesn’t garner much league-wide attention thanks to his below-the-rim, savvy game. Only true connoisseurs of traditional big-man play can appreciate the poetic nuances which pervade every move he makes on the court. His feline grace and poise w-DAMN, DID HE JUST DUNK THAT THING? YES HE DID!…

Andre Miller 18 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2013)

In the eyes of the basketball public, Andre Miller is a pretty good player, with a nice, consistent career. “But”, they claim, “he is definitely not a hall of famer”. The hall of fame probability thing on basketball-reference bears this out: he has a 1.4% chance of getting in. What a load of horsecrap. Seemingly…

Roger Mason Jr. 17 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2013)

Roger Mason Jr. seems like a pretty good player, if you watch these highlights. There’s only one problem: he can’t keep his feet from stepping on the three point line while shooting. We could be talking about the next Steve Novak here but instead we’re sitting here talking about some meatball who likes to shoot…

Chandler Parsons 20 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2013)

Chandler “Cheesy P” Parsons is perhaps most famous for using JaVale McGee’s head as toilet paper during a putback jam. But as soon as you watch this highlight package, you will forget all about Cheesy P’s butt-wiping, instead focusing on his sick off-the-glass jump shot versus the Lakers. I would pay money to have Parsons…

Robert Sacre 10 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/8/2013)

With injuries to every center on the Lakers’ roster, the time has come to unleash the Beast. The Beast who was in the d-league just a few days previous. The Beast who does funny dances on the sideline because he sucks and can’t get in a game. The Beast known to us under his human…

Nikola Pekovic 25 Points/18 Rebounds Full Highlights (1/8/2013)

Nikola Vucevic recently grabbed 29 rebounds for the Magic. Overcome by jealousy, Nikola Pekovic vowed to himself before the game against the Hawks, “I will grab 30 rebounds for glory of powerful and strong Montenegro!”. But then he got distracted by scoring 25 points and fell 12 rebounds short. Which is still good for a…

Wayne Ellington Career High 26 Points (6 Threes) Full Highlights (1/7/2013)

Wayne “Spooky Sk” Ellington is just your average NBA player. He wakes up in his lavishly appointed condominium, goes to practice in his fancy car, drains a bunch of jump shots, goes back home, plays in that night’s game, then probably goes out to party and meet chicks before going to bed and repeating it…

Gordon Hayward 27 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (1/7/2013)

I can just imagine Gordon Hayward coming back home after the big comeback win over the Mavericks, preparing some Hot Pockets, sitting down on his ratty old couch, and chowing down while watching infomercials on his 1970’s era TV that gets only 3 channels, 4 if there’s a full moon. At least I could until…