Bol Bol has been getting a lot of attention in The Bubb for a number of reasons: -His immense height -His ability to shoot threes like a trebuchet -His lineage -The fact that he was allegedly played at the small forward position because of the Nuggets’ depleted roster -His massive stature -His penchant for yelling…
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Tyler Johnson 23 Points Full Highlights (8/21/2020)
Tyler Johnson getting big minutes for the Nets in the playoffs is fun. That’s just an overall fun thing to happen. He was booty flakes on the Suns, so the Suns got rid of him, and then he was just hanging out being an NBA vagabond until the Nets somehow came to the conclusion that…
Read MoreSerge Ibaka 20 Points Full Highlights (8/21/2020)
Serge Ibaka gained some amount of notoriety a little while ago by starting to wear scarves. You, know, just scarves. The neck thing. Out and about. Am I total moron here? How is notoriety the result of wearing scarves? Even if they’re really big and brightly-colored scarves? Was it some kind of situation where Ibaka…
Read MoreFred VanVleet 22 Points/5 Assists/1 Half-Court Shot Full Highlights (8/21/2020)
I’m going to call out Raptors’ coach Nick Nurse RIGHT NOW. I’m CALLING HIM OUT. Nick Nurse, consider yourself OFFICIALLY CALLED OUT. Why am I calling out Nick Nurse now, when he’s coached his Kawhi-less team to a high playoff seed and a 3-0 lead in their series with the Nets? Doesn’t it seem like…
Read MoreShake Milton 17 Points Full Highlights (8/20/2020)
Shake Milton went 6-of-18 from the field in this game. He had more field goal attempts than he had points, which violates the cardinal DTB rule: DO NOT MAKE A HIGHLIGHT VIDEO IF THE PLAYER IN QUESTION HAD MORE FIELD GOAL ATTEMPTS THAN POINTS SCORED. However, he has been granted what is known as the…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 20 Points Full Highlights (8/20/2020)
I know you want to read some words about Brook Lopez in this video description (it is a video about Brook Lopez, after all), but right now I want to put the spotlight on my man D.J. Augustin. In case you didn’t realize, D.J. Augustin of the Orlando Magic just set an NBA PLAYOFF RECORD…
Read MorePat Connaughton 15 Points Full Highlights (8/20/2020)
Pat Connaughton AKA Patty Ice AKA Positive Connaughtations is the kind of player who is fun to have on your team, but is also the kind of player who shouldn’t be counted on to do too much, and DEFINITELY shouldn’t be counted on to perform consistently well night in and night out. Most of his…
Read MoreDanuel House 19 Points Full Highlights (8/20/2020)
At the point when Danuel House scored his final points at the line, giving him 19 for the game, James Harden was sitting at a nice, even 10. It was really looking like House would be the undisputed GOAT of this game, the leading scorer of a balanced attack that the Thunder had no answers…
Read MoreDuncan Robinson 24 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (8/20/2020)
I wonder if Duncan Robinson just walks around The Bubb and feels superior to everybody all the time. Does he stroll by the swimming pool, see some mediocre shooter who’s been in the NBA for a long time, like D.J. Augustin, lounging on a pool chair, and think “I’m way better than your trash ass”?…
Read MoreTrey Burke 16 Points Full Highlights (8/19/2020)
I bet the Sixers wish they had Trey Burke right about now. While he’s probably not the guy you want starting at the point guard position full-time, he could complement their ragtag crew of ball-handlers who are being forced to do more with Ben Simmons out. Here’s a list of things that we know Burke…
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